I’m afraid to listen


For what it’s worth, I thought that he was just kidding when he noted the squishiness until I remembered that I’d had both kids out on a paddle boat this morning at Gallop Park… God only knows what he thought was going on with the sloshing and groaning, punctuated by the occasional hisses of swans.

As for whether I’ll make the audio public here on the site, I’m not sure. I’m thinking that I might want to press “4 Minutes in Mark Maynard’s Pants” on vinyl instead, and sell it. [Speaking of great ambient audio pressed on vinyl, have you ever heard our friend Gregg Turington’s Sounds of the International Airport Restrooms?]

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  1. Eel
    Posted September 27, 2015 at 6:43 pm | Permalink

    Your pants should have a 900 number.

  2. Anonymous
    Posted September 27, 2015 at 9:21 pm | Permalink

    Turkington was in Ant Man.

    Check out his red carpet interview at the movie’s opening.


  3. Shane Davis
    Posted September 28, 2015 at 8:06 am | Permalink

    Sounds like every day in my velour pants.

  4. Bravo
    Posted September 28, 2015 at 7:13 pm | Permalink

    The real trick would be to get sound from the pants of those who meet in order to judge their interest. Is it like this or like this? Is it like this or like this?

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