I wouldn’t have thought it possible, but Deja Vu has found a way to make Melonfest even classier


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  1. Shane Davis
    Posted August 17, 2015 at 8:29 pm | Permalink

    I feel polluted by that advertisement.

  2. Posted August 17, 2015 at 8:31 pm | Permalink

    What, it doesn’t make you want to consume genitals?

  3. Posted August 17, 2015 at 8:31 pm | Permalink

    I think “Consume Genitals” would be a better campaign for them. It’s more direct.

  4. Eel
    Posted August 18, 2015 at 6:54 am | Permalink

    I prefer their old slogan: Ejaculate In Your Sweatpants.

  5. Kit
    Posted August 18, 2015 at 7:08 am | Permalink

    It’s not only DejaVu. Our entire culture is growing more classy.


  6. anonymous
    Posted August 18, 2015 at 9:06 am | Permalink

    Eat The Pink, And Spit Out Seed

  7. Posted August 18, 2015 at 12:13 pm | Permalink

    Come on, guys! I have no problem with encouraging more men to eat pussy.

  8. Posted August 18, 2015 at 12:14 pm | Permalink

    And before the first “OMG I can’t believe you are a teacher and you talk that way!1!1!!!” comment comes out…yes, yes I am a teacher and I do talk that way. I am a loud, foul mouthed Jew who tends to blurt things out. That is why I love improv.

  9. K2
    Posted August 18, 2015 at 3:12 pm | Permalink

    I would have sent Brad Ausmus in with a catchers mask made of meat.

  10. XXX
    Posted August 18, 2015 at 4:19 pm | Permalink

    K2, did you mean for that comment to go after the post about the tiger in the Packard Plant?

  11. dennis
    Posted August 19, 2015 at 12:07 am | Permalink

    Hey Patti,

    How you doin’?

  12. Jean Henry
    Posted August 19, 2015 at 9:06 pm | Permalink

    Kudos Patti!
    …and maybe, when using the terms ‘classy’ or ‘classier,’ acknowledge that their use is almost always classist.

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