Being forced to contemplate my naked breasts repeatedly on Fathers Day

For Fathers Day, Linette and the kids gathered up every shirtless photo I’ve taken since Clementine’s birth and bound them together in one giant coffee table book.

shirtless

For what it’s worth, they claim it’s just a coincidence, and that they hadn’t set out to find every photo in existence of my nipples. Regardless of their intention, though, that was the end result. And we now have a book downstairs in which, on every page, you can see my breasts. [It’s like “Where’s Waldo” but with my tits somewhere on every page.]

At first I was horrified, but now I’m thinking that maybe I’ll see if I can find a publisher for it.

Oh, and they also made me breakfast.

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4 Comments

  1. Posted June 21, 2015 at 10:54 pm | Permalink

    Mark Maynard, Happy Father’s Day ’15!

  2. Wanda
    Posted June 22, 2015 at 7:42 am | Permalink

    This is bigger than the new 50 Shades of Grey book.

  3. Kristin
    Posted June 22, 2015 at 2:20 pm | Permalink

    Extra nipples?

  4. Posted June 24, 2015 at 12:34 am | Permalink

    Did you have one of those tubey things that hook up to a bottle let you “feed” Baby? I saw a picture of one of that once…a guy was “breastfeeding” his kid using it and he looked…really uncomfortable. I couldn’t fit all of the awkwardness into my eyes.

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