Does anyone else find it odd that, after sitting vacant for over a dozen years, we now, almost overnight, have a new dollar store on Water Street? I know the government’s secret, troop-moving tunnel infrastructure is just supposed to connect Walmarts in the southwest, but might it not be possible that the recently-discovered Jade Helm initiative has a rust belt dollar store component as well?
Maybe we should ask Rick Snyder to send the Michigan National Guard into Family Dollar and have them dig up the floor, just in case members of Obama’s secret black army are hiding down there, awaiting the signal to dig the last few feet to the surface and cart us of to government reeducation camps… I know it’s unlikely, but isn’t it better to be safe than sorry?
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I thought I heard some scratching beneath the Planters Cheese Balls endcap.
The Washington Post found the real Jade Helm and asked her what’s up.
Read more:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/wp/2015/05/07/meet-jade-helm-the-woman-with-the-unluckiest-name-in-the-world/
Wasn’t Texas going to secede? Could they hurry up?
You have no right to impose your reality on others. If we want to believe that hundreds of thousands of troops are massing underground waiting for Obama to give the word so they can pop out and take the guns of ever man, woman and child in the Southwest, that’s our business, and you cannot stop us. This is still America.
http://www.consciouslyenlightened.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/underground-tunnels-map-revealed.gif
I can feel Obama’s militant black army beneath my feet, and I’m terrified.
The troops will be led by the most vicious of Obama’s special forces teams, the Prancing Elites.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JMnc3PIIVo
What I find most interesting about this whole thing is that the exact same people who are so freaked out about Jade Helm stuff seem to be the folks who are the biggest supporters of things like the Patriot Act and all of the domestic spying that is going on. It is like how the same people who are most worried about Sharia Law being allowed are the first people to pass religious freedom laws. It boggles my mind.
The Ann Arbor downtown “Ambassador” program was also part of Jade Helm, thwarted by the always insightful, deep thinking, online commenters of the Ann Arbor News.
What is Jade Helm anyway?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Jade+Helm+15
Oh, I know what it is Lynne, I was just hopping that one of you enlightened folks would tell me your interpretation of what it is.
Oh. My interpretation of it is that a lot of people have been going bat shit crazy because they think that some military exercises are a sign that the government is getting ready to establish martial law. It is also a real opportunity for the person whose name is “Jade Helm” to do whatever she wants since if you google her name, all you get is pages and pages of conspiracy theory.
“Jade Helm 15” is simply the code name of the operation.
The REAL question is how can a construction company throw up a new store in a couple of weeks, while a 100 yard section of road will be under construction for three quarters of a year or longer?
Guess what?
Russia.
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The Texas Tribune:
Hysteria over Jade Helm exercise in Texas was fueled by Russians, former CIA director says.
Gov. Greg Abbott’s decision in 2015 to ask the Texas State Guard to monitor a federal military exercise prompted significant criticism. A former CIA director said Wednesday that the move emboldened Russians to next target elections.
https://www.texastribune.org/2018/05/03/hysteria-over-jade-helm-exercise-texas-was-fueled-russians-former-cia-/
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