Exploring Easter puns for the benefit of the local sex industry

Say what you will about our local strip club, they usually have pretty interesting signs out front, especially around major holidays. And I was expecting to see something good this morning as I drove my daughter to school. I thought that, surely, there would be some kind of cringe-inducing Easter pun. But, sadly, there was nothing. I was so disappointed, in fact, that I turned to Facebook to vent.

I don’t know if any of you out there happen to be friends with the staff at Deja Vu, but, if you are, I’d appreciate it if you would pass along a link to this post. I know my ideas aren’t great, but I’ve got to think that they could do better than “Open Easter.” Even “peep show” would be a huge improvement.

And, while you’re at it, here are two more Easter-related suggestions.

1. They have a “Second Coming” special during which patrons get 2-for-1 lap dances.

2. They encourage their strippers to use the catchphrase, “Let’s keep Jesus in the cave,” when grinding against engorged patrons.

[note: I’d wanted to share my “How do I unvaccinate myself?” post, as I think it was a lot funnier, but it only has 5 likes on Facebook, whereas this one has 85. Also, no one yelled at me for sharing this on Facebook, whereas several people apparently thought that I was serious about wanting to reverse my vaccinations, and responded to me as though I’d lost my mind. I do, however, think “vaccination reversal” has a ton of potential as an industry, for what it’s worth.]