Exploring Easter puns for the benefit of the local sex industry

Say what you will about our local strip club, they usually have pretty interesting signs out front, especially around major holidays. And I was expecting to see something good this morning as I drove my daughter to school. I thought that, surely, there would be some kind of cringe-inducing Easter pun. But, sadly, there was nothing. I was so disappointed, in fact, that I turned to Facebook to vent.

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I don’t know if any of you out there happen to be friends with the staff at Deja Vu, but, if you are, I’d appreciate it if you would pass along a link to this post. I know my ideas aren’t great, but I’ve got to think that they could do better than “Open Easter.” Even “peep show” would be a huge improvement.

And, while you’re at it, here are two more Easter-related suggestions.

1. They have a “Second Coming” special during which patrons get 2-for-1 lap dances.

2. They encourage their strippers to use the catchphrase, “Let’s keep Jesus in the cave,” when grinding against engorged patrons.

[note: I’d wanted to share my “How do I unvaccinate myself?” post, as I think it was a lot funnier, but it only has 5 likes on Facebook, whereas this one has 85. Also, no one yelled at me for sharing this on Facebook, whereas several people apparently thought that I was serious about wanting to reverse my vaccinations, and responded to me as though I’d lost my mind. I do, however, think “vaccination reversal” has a ton of potential as an industry, for what it’s worth.]

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12 Comments

  1. Mike Johnston
    Posted April 1, 2015 at 10:31 pm | Permalink

    Replace the ping pong show with Easter eggs? Could be fun and festive.

  2. Door Prize
    Posted April 1, 2015 at 11:19 pm | Permalink

    “200 dancers and only 4 are vaccinated!”

  3. anonymous
    Posted April 2, 2015 at 7:03 am | Permalink

    It’s not a pun, but I’d like to see a sexy reenactment of the Passion of the Christ.

  4. Eel
    Posted April 2, 2015 at 7:20 am | Permalink

    “You’ll never guess where we hid the eggs.”

  5. Lynne
    Posted April 2, 2015 at 9:33 am | Permalink

    They take all of the fun out of having a strip joint in town if they can’t at least use that marquee to post funny things. Sheesh!

  6. Kat
    Posted April 2, 2015 at 10:00 am | Permalink

    Putting the palm back in Palm Sunday.

  7. XXX
    Posted April 2, 2015 at 10:08 am | Permalink

    It still needs some work, but here’s what I’ve got so far: You cannot Passover these hairless bunnies.

  8. Posted April 2, 2015 at 10:14 am | Permalink

    “Hot Cross Buns!” Simple and festive.

  9. Lynne
    Posted April 2, 2015 at 10:31 am | Permalink

    Jesus rose on this day. You can “rise” too!

  10. Mr. Y
    Posted April 2, 2015 at 10:53 am | Permalink

    Jesus hung out with prostitutes. I’m just say’n.

  11. Posted April 2, 2015 at 12:18 pm | Permalink

    Christ, you’ll come again.

  12. Bob
    Posted April 2, 2015 at 8:11 pm | Permalink

    “Roll away the bone”

One Trackback

  1. By Jana on April 15, 2015 at 12:36 pm

    You won’t need a speculum to see our eggs.

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