At 4:00 today, a man apparently robbed the Ann Arbor TCF bank branch at 1900 Pauline. As these kinds of things seem to happen all the time these days, I probably wouldn’t have even taken notice under normal circumstances. In this case, though, I received an email from a reader warning me that I might receive a call from the police, seeing as how I look a lot like the alleged robber.
Under normal circumstances, I probably wouldn’t be all that concerned. As it happens, though, my only alibi witness at the time in question, is this guy. And, while adorable, he’s not terribly reliable.
For what it’s worth, if I were going to rob a bank, you know I would have had him do it, wearing this mask, while I waited outside in the car, right?
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I know it’s unlikely that this is you, but I have seen you wearing an identical hat.
To quote Peter: “Interesting.”
I think its the illuminati trying to frame you for a plot to send fake urine to the governor. Just like how they tried to frame Julian Assange…..
I had no idea that you had a dog!
I still have my law license, so I will defend you if the po-po comes knocking at your door.
i am still considering calling the po po
Interesting.
While you may not have perpetrated this crime, I’m sure there are others that you did perpetrate. So, I would be alright with your arrest and conviction.
You should submit the photo of Arlo to a cryptozoology website.
The real giveaway that it was you is you aren’t carrying a gun and can’t bring yourself to make eye contact with the teller.
You’re more attractive as a tiny sliver of yourself.
Peter Larson doesn’t hate bank robbery.