Yes, it looks kind of like me, but I did not rob a bank today

At 4:00 today, a man apparently robbed the Ann Arbor TCF bank branch at 1900 Pauline. As these kinds of things seem to happen all the time these days, I probably wouldn’t have even taken notice under normal circumstances. In this case, though, I received an email from a reader warning me that I might receive a call from the police, seeing as how I look a lot like the alleged robber.

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Under normal circumstances, I probably wouldn’t be all that concerned. As it happens, though, my only alibi witness at the time in question, is this guy. And, while adorable, he’s not terribly reliable.


For what it’s worth, if I were going to rob a bank, you know I would have had him do it, wearing this mask, while I waited outside in the car, right?

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  1. Anonymous
    Posted January 2, 2015 at 10:03 pm | Permalink

    I know it’s unlikely that this is you, but I have seen you wearing an identical hat.

  2. Posted January 2, 2015 at 10:42 pm | Permalink

    To quote Peter: “Interesting.”

    I think its the illuminati trying to frame you for a plot to send fake urine to the governor. Just like how they tried to frame Julian Assange…..

  3. Posted January 2, 2015 at 11:10 pm | Permalink

    I had no idea that you had a dog!

    I still have my law license, so I will defend you if the po-po comes knocking at your door.

  4. blueeyedpupil
    Posted January 3, 2015 at 12:35 am | Permalink

    i am still considering calling the po po

  5. Posted January 3, 2015 at 9:53 am | Permalink


  6. John Galt
    Posted January 3, 2015 at 10:22 am | Permalink

    While you may not have perpetrated this crime, I’m sure there are others that you did perpetrate. So, I would be alright with your arrest and conviction.

  7. Eel
    Posted January 3, 2015 at 11:50 am | Permalink

    You should submit the photo of Arlo to a cryptozoology website.

  8. Me
    Posted January 3, 2015 at 1:29 pm | Permalink

    The real giveaway that it was you is you aren’t carrying a gun and can’t bring yourself to make eye contact with the teller.

  9. anonymous
    Posted January 3, 2015 at 3:12 pm | Permalink

    You’re more attractive as a tiny sliver of yourself.

  10. Bob
    Posted January 3, 2015 at 7:26 pm | Permalink

    Peter Larson doesn’t hate bank robbery.

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