New business idea #138: pee stick popsicles

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I’m pretty sure that this is the best idea that I’ll ever have. I just need to find a way to secure a constant stream of used pregnancy tests.

And, yes, almost all of my business ideas lately seem to involve pregnancy test pee sticks.

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6 Comments

  1. Kat Thomas
    Posted August 26, 2014 at 7:16 am | Permalink

    I could see this being popular at baby showers.

  2. anonymous
    Posted August 26, 2014 at 7:49 am | Permalink

    As they should be yellow popsicles, I’d suggest lemonade.

  3. Tommy
    Posted August 26, 2014 at 8:16 am | Permalink

    Bad Mark must have made an appearance last night in Ypsilanti – you sick fucker

  4. Lynne
    Posted August 26, 2014 at 10:18 am | Permalink

    That is almost as good as my idea to have the local hookers mow lawns. “Ho’s that Mow” was going to be what it was called. Unfortunately I did not do my research. I learned that hookers make a lot more money than landscapers so I was unlikely to talk any of into it. I actually did try once to get a hooker on Michigan Ave to mow my lawn but she turned me down. But maybe the missing piece was pee stick popsicles. Seems like one would at least solve the problem of the supply of the used pregnancy tests although maybe the better idea would be to have new ones to sell to the hookers who could then have a nice relaxing popsicle before taking the pregnancy test.

  5. aide man
    Posted August 26, 2014 at 10:48 am | Permalink

    I was thinking along the same lines. You’d use unused pregnancy tests and then people could pee on them once they were done with the delicious frozen treat.

  6. Eel
    Posted August 26, 2014 at 6:18 pm | Permalink

    You would have gotten more social media love if you’d positioned this as a Pee Stick Challenge.

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