Don’t ruin it for me. I’m only up to the part where the crew shrinks the uniform of Lt. Lake, the Diving Officer on the USS Stingray, so that it can barely contain her distractingly-large breasts.
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Netflix Roulette: Kelsey Grammar on a sub edition
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Here’s the link to the cast list of Down Periscope, in case you’re interested.
Still having a hard time wrapping my mind around the fact that you could put Torn, Dern, Stanton and Macy into a room together and come up with something this bad.
A button on her tight blouse pops off, hits a giant red button on a console, and launches a nuclear warhead at the Soviet Union. Within two weeks, everyone on the planet is dead.
The problem with Netflix is that if you watch the occasional stupid movie, it fucks up the algorithm so that they’ll start suggesting movies that are equally as stupid. So you won’t be able to hide your dalliance for long. The next time you sit down in front of the TV with your family, the Rob Schneider movies will start popping up, and everyone will know what you’ve been up to.
Completely unrelated, but you need to see this.
http://jezebel.com/what-the-fuck-is-this-emma-watson-gif-and-why-is-it-rui-1561499470
Oh, I’ve never been so titillated.
You don’t have to watch shit, either. The Fifth Element was just added to Netflix streaming. You’ll find The Good, The Bad and The Ugly there too. There’s no excuse for Rob Schneider.
There are only Four Elemons, Elf. Everyone knows that.
http://i.imgur.com/kbIsAG3.png
Mark, you need to stop wasting time watching movies. Get out to that park and start waiting for the Defekator.
What makes you think this wasn’t a ruse to lure the serial ejaculator out, Pete?
Given Ypsi’s pervasive spying infrastructure, we even have an image.
http://imgur.com/djGTjvV
Rip Torn was also in Freddy Got Fingered. I’m still wondering why.
Rip Torn was known to do several things that didn’t make sense.
The drunken bank break in makes more sense than taking part in a movie where his character gets drenched by an ejaculating elephant.
Hey, hey, hey…I’d like to make the cSe that Down Periscope is a funny, under appreciated classic comedy with slapstick, pratfalls, sarcasm, and…ah, screw it…oh, Lauren Holly, you fantastic redhead! She’s aged poorly, saw her in an Indy film…looking rough. But she was in the Bruce Lee biopic and Picket Fences…so she’s got that going for her, then again she was the love interest of Andrew Dice Clay in Ford Fairlane, can’t win em all…
The best thing about this movie is that it killed Kelsey Grammar’s career in movies.