Scumbag Cruz

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CONTEXT: In case you missed it in the news, Texas Senator Ted Cruz raised fears that the shutdown of the federal government that he helped launch could potentially lead to an attack on the United States of America… Sadly, he’s right. As a result of the shutdown that he orchestrated, 70% of the intelligence community’s civilian work force has been suspended, putting us at grater risk.

[I know I left the hat off, but did I do a pretty good job with the “scumbag” meme otherwise?]

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15 Comments

  1. Posted October 5, 2013 at 9:44 am | Permalink

    Once again, this makes me wonder if what we’re seeing unfold is technically treason. Under Article III, Section 3, of the Constitution, wouldn’t a subversive act that weakens the power of the United States to attack or resist its enemies, constitute the giving of “Aid and Comfort”?

  2. anonymous
    Posted October 5, 2013 at 10:19 am | Permalink

    We should shove Texas out of the lifeboat that is the United States. It’s the only way the rest of us will survive.

  3. josh
    Posted October 5, 2013 at 12:24 pm | Permalink

    http://guidetowomen.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/cheese-grater-slide-dont-let-your-kids-slide-on-20071024-081600.jpg

  4. Eel
    Posted October 5, 2013 at 1:27 pm | Permalink

    But it’s the President’s fault for not giving them what they want.

  5. The Real Real McCoy
    Posted October 5, 2013 at 2:29 pm | Permalink

    They don’t stop terror attacks when they’re all on the job, so what difference does it make?

  6. Posted October 5, 2013 at 8:47 pm | Permalink

    FTFY: http://imgflip.com/i/410bk

  7. Posted October 6, 2013 at 1:30 pm | Permalink

    Yes, better with the hat. Thanks, C.

  8. Posted October 6, 2013 at 3:39 pm | Permalink

    IS THIS STILL GOING ON?!!!!

  9. Posted October 6, 2013 at 6:50 pm | Permalink

    Yes, Pete. One whole week with essentially no EPA, no CDC, etc. Tea Party paradise.

  10. Posted October 6, 2013 at 7:00 pm | Permalink

    I’ve yet to confirm it, Pete, but there may be signs that the Republicans are cracking. Word is that the Chamber of Commerce may be aligning against the Tea Party to bring this to an end. If so, that’s pretty huge.

  11. Posted October 7, 2013 at 7:41 am | Permalink

    No, Obama will cave, the Republicans will call a victory and win the Senate, House and then the executive and establish a Libertarian, White, Christian paradise in the US.

  12. EOS
    Posted October 7, 2013 at 7:55 am | Permalink

    Glad to see the antibiotics are working Peter. You’re finally thinking clear again.

  13. Posted October 7, 2013 at 8:58 am | Permalink

    If it happens, I will likely emigrate and might even considering drop my citizenship if I can get one somewhere else. While I can’t say that any other government on the planet is without its own major problems, being a foreigner allows one to not have to get invested in it.

    Tea Party Republicans don’t really do my field many favors, anyway. For the time being, he States is still a great place for science, but socially, it’s a pretty backward and stupid place, and that will eventually have massive implications for research. Again, so far, we haven’t experience a doomsday.

    Between guns, bullshit Christianity, the pathetic resistance to any type of health care reform and the resistance to science, I don’t really see the point in living here.

    The shutdown is almost sealing the deal for me.

  14. Elliott
    Posted October 7, 2013 at 10:20 am | Permalink

    According to Cruz yesterday, he never said that the Republicans would “win” this fight.

    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/ted-cruz-i-didn-t-say-republicans-will-win-shutdown-fight-video

  15. Anonymous
    Posted March 25, 2016 at 10:55 am | Permalink

    Three Cruz mistresses have been identified.

    http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/03/24/the-national-enquirer-runs-story-of-multiple-ted-cruz-affairs/

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