I discovered, as I made my way out into the world this evening, putting up posters for Saturday’s last big Shadow Art Fair, that some store owners would rather not have their shops associated with drunken depictions of engorged genitalia. So, I found myself spending most of my evening trying to fashion crude loin cloths out of garbage found on the street and the wadded up paper towels I carry to soak up my tears. Anyway, I just thought I’d warn you, in case any of your friends or family members might have the urge to lift up one of these little DIY “purity shields”, and see what evil lurks beneath.
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Water Tower
Are you suggesting that the water tower needs a loin cloth, Laurie? Or are you saying that, because of the water tower, there is no innocence in Ypsilanti?
A fascinating discussion on garbage-made loin cloths. Definitely worth comment. I think that you should write more about this subject matter, it might not be a taboo subject but usually folks don’t talk about such subjects. To the next! All the best!!
I’ve only seen a handful of balls in my day, but I don’t remember any of them sticking out to the side like that. Is that something that really happens in nature? It’s like they’re magnetically opposed to one another.
I am suggesting that if business owners don’t want to be associated with “depictions of engorged genitalia” that perhaps Ypsilanti’s most famous landmark makes that an unrealistic want. Either that OR Mark needs to make a really big purity shield to cover that too.
But how will you be able to soak up your tears now?
I imagine he’ll be collecting his tears in tiny glass vials to sell at the Shadow Art Fair.
But I can’t get pregnant from tears.
How do you know? Have people cried into your vajayjay?
I’d say this calls for a real scientific study, and a cohort of at least 20.
OMG! The Shadow Artfair bows to commercial pressure. Maybe it really is time to give up.
Mark cries semen and ejaculates blood.
And I cough up poop, and shit hairballs. Don’t forget that.
I’ll buy a vile, but not for making babies.
http://i.imgur.com/QetwpLF.jpg
Ypsi needs more cock in the face.
The creature should have both male and female breasts. Other than that, I am fine with this depiction.
My disappointment? Lifting the loincloth, I wanted to see them fully engorged.
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