This evening, when Marco Rubio franticly lunged for his water bottle during the Republican response to President Obabma’s State of the Union address, was I think only one to immediately think, “polyjuice potion“?
I’m not necessarily suggesting that the esteemed representative of the Koch Brothers in the United States Senate, is a Death Eater intent of bring “He Who Must Not Be Named” to power, but I’m finding it difficult to watch the above video and not see hints of Barty Crouch Jr. (in the guise of Alastor “Mad Eye” Moody), desperately tugging at his flask in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, in hopes of delaying the transformation into his true, horrid self.
Which begs the question – Who would Rubio transform into, if he were deprived of pollyjuice potion?
My money is on Dick Cheney.
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Our Death Eaters don’t attempt to hide.
I’m hoping you’re not putting your money where your mouth is.
The only thing slightly appealing about your scenario is that the real Rubio is locked in a box somewhere.
That position is cursed. Does anyone remember how Bobby Jindal did when it was his turn to provide the Republican response? The Republicans put out their rising stars and invariably they’re destroyed. It’s fun to watch.
A compilation of all of Rubio’s dry mouth noises.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=G9uI_kIP3Ys
Eugene Robinson’s on Rubio’s speech:
Read more:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-partisan/wp/2013/02/12/a-visual-statement-of-progress-followed-by-the-same-old-story/
does the nra condone dorner’s valiant stand against racism?
He’s drinking Reagan’s semen. They all do it. It tastes great with baby blood.
There are conspiracy theories that Obama had someone give him a water-like liquid instead of water, which made him more thirsty and sweaty.
As for who is in Rubio’s skin, I’d say the Koch brothers probably take turns wearing it. I think it spices up their love making.
While you complain about shit like this the Japanese have overtaken us in the race to construct the world’s first chocolate Bruce Willis.
http://imgur.com/a/NMT8j
Others too, think something is up…
http://truth-out.org/opinion/item/14541-marco-rubio-and-the-republican-ibogaine-problem
Speaking of the Koch brothers, there’s a new academic study which finds that they’re responsible for the Tea Party movement.
Read more:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/brendan-demelle/study-confirms-tea-party-_b_2663125.html
I just stumbled across the undeleted threads concerning the recent inflation and explosion of Matthew Altruda’s ego on the music scene. Another billboard idea to pass along “Is Non-Local Bankers Think Pan Handling is a Cooking Show.”
Matthew served inspiration for yet another BIAA billboard slogan, that comes with song lyrics (drum roll please):
What’s a Turda? Non-local bankers think it’s something brown that floats. For once, they’re right!
Lyrics by Margarine O’Leo
You gotta have a lot of money,
You gotta spend a lot of dough,
If you’re wanna get plugged,
On my local music radio show.
You gotta have 500 likes,
And fancy press kit,
Even if you’re a street musician ,
And you don’t make shit.
Of course, there’s exceptions to the rules,
Friends, relatives, rear kissing tools,
I’m all about love, unless I don’t like you
Then only place you’ll get a booking is Timbuktoo.
Yeah, I’m a one-man music monopoloy
I manage ‘em, book ‘em, and do publicity
And it all adds up to more money for me!
I support local music but book bands from out of state,
Or bands that I manage but if you get irate,
And you’re a public radio DJ who calls things on the square,
I’ll Clear Channel your ass and try to get you off the air.
I’m a one-man music monopoly,
I manage ‘em, book ‘em, and do publicity,
So don’t even think about messing with me.
I’ve even got a billboard,
But it’s much too small,
To fit my ego ,
It should be 100 feet tall!