When I was a kid, I was fascinated by the prospect that we were surrounded by bigfoot. I had a ton of books about the evidence of their existence, and I spent a good deal of time traipsing around in the woods, thinking about them. Maybe it was all the episodes of In Search Of that I’d watched with my dad. Or maybe there’s just something about the hairy humanoid creatures that resonates with kids. For whatever reason, I ate the stuff up. The height of my obsession probably came in 1977, when I convinced my parents to let me go with my friend David Spivey to see the movie Sasquatch, the Legend of Bigfoot. I can’t remember the exact timing of events, or which movie came out first, but Star Wars also made its big screen debut that summer, and, like most kids of my generation, I’d eventually become hooked, deciding to put aside childish things, like bigfoot, in favor of science fiction… but not before having the shit scared out of me one last time by the mythical wild man of the Pacific Northwest. The following scene from the movie, was absolutely seared into my brain that afternoon. It’s probably been 30 years since I’ve seen it, but I find that my memory of it is surprisingly accurate, down to my recollection of the bigfoot’s posture at the top of the ridge. It’s weird what you choose to keep in your mind, and what you lose with age, isn’t it?
But, somehow, up until last night, I hadn’t made the connection that I was a stone’s throw from the place where this scene, which had played such a big part in my young life, had transpired. And actually it wasn’t me who made the connection – it was my friend, Matt. We were walking down the highway last night, in the dark, taking a break from recording, when he uttered the phrase “Ape Canyon.” And that’s when everything came flooding back. I’m not sure what the 8 year old me would say if he knew that, when he grew up, he’d be staying in a cabin not far from the scene of Fred Beck’s 1924 attack by a band of enraged Sasquach. There’s something kind of poetic about that, I think. Of course, the 8 year old me wouldn’t see the poetry. He’d just be shitting his pants in terror.
[It’s a very short clip, but, for those of you who are interested, you can hear Fred Beck talking about the giant, slender-hipped creatures that attacked him and his gold-mining friends, here.]
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That In Search of Link also contains a video reenactment of the 1924 Ape Canyon attack.
I hope you go capering and hooting through the woods at night, to keep the legend alive.
I also watched all of the In Search Ofs with my dad! Loved that show! Stay safe :)
I watched them all alone.
Forget creationism, maybe this is the question we should ask Mitt Romney:
“Do you subscribe to Mormonism’s ‘Cain-Bigfoot Theory?'”
http://www.lds.net/forums/general-discussion/4910-cain-bigfoot.html
You need to reenact that whole segment with Monkey Power.
The creatures throwing the stones could be the people who accidentally heard you perform.
I’ve often wondered why “Sasquach” is capitalized and “bigfoot” isn’t. Could someone please shed some light on that.
Arthur, the capitalized Bigfoot is reserved for reference to monster trucks and their spouses.
Non-capitalized sasquatch refers only to the large, slim-jim type sausage that you will find at your local kroger.
Oh.
I also watched Leonard Nimoy’s In Search Of with my father when I was young.
It is kind of funny how those things are still all mysteries. Even the DB Cooper thing.
But television really has gone to shit since then.
It’s difficult for me to watch that clip from the bigfoot movie and not be struck by just how low the bar was in terms of entertainment in 1977, pre-Star Wars. It’s unbelievable to me that people paid money to go into a theater and watch something with production values like that. We wouldn’t even accept that on a third tier television network these days.
Yeah, but the acting in Star Wars is just as crappy as that bigfoot movie to this day.
I saw a bigfoot docudrama at the movie theater in town as kid with my friend Barb and she spent most of the movie in the bathroom so I was there terrified and alone. I still remember it. It was some sort of trilogy about Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster and something else, I can’t remember the third thing. Anyway, it was around that same time, late 70’s. I was completely freaked about Bigfoot for YEARS afterward. Our house was surrounded by woods and I was convinced they were coming to get me.
For something that was (I think) pretty low rated, In Search Of had a profound impact on many people our age. I remember going to see the Bigfoot movie and also the Noah’s Ark one. I was completely fascinated by that stuff. I also grew pretty disinterested with it by the time X-files was on. The news became much scarier I guess.
Also, the sound of the entire MPT being savagely eaten by Bigfoot, Timothy Treadwell style, would make a great record. Provided Bigfoot doesn’t eat the tape.
Bigfoots? Bigfeet? Bigsfoot? Bigfooten?
I know that people have found that apes enjoy porn, but I’m not sure if we know what kind of porn they like best. I mention this because I’m curious as to whether or not a large ape might find sex between a human woman and a man in a gorilla suit more satisfying than that depicting two apes. I’m fascinated by this question.
I think you posted this in the wrong Ape Canyon thread, Etta. Regardless, I was intrigued enough to do a little research. Here’s something from 2005:
I don’t have time right now, but it might be fun to contact the scientist who did this research and see if he/she has gone farther with it in hopes of identifying the fetishes of the macaques.