The future of Cross Street

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AnnArbor.com has a story today about O’Neal Construction buying up the block of Cross Street that used to house Ted’s Campus Drugs and our local art supply store, Art Attack. Judging from the comments following the article, I’d say that people are happy to see the project in the hands of O’Neal, which was the firm responsible for Ann Arbor’s Kerrytown redevelopment many years ago. The following clip comes from the article:

…The vision, said Andrew O’Neal, is to renovate the building while retaining its historic feel, along with modernizing the upper level apartments. At the same time, it’ll create a new retail hub on that end of campus.

“This is a cool, old building,” O’Neal said. “With a little fixing up, it could go another 60 years.”

By the time construction is completed, three new retail spaces will take shape in the building at 729-735 W. Cross, with the potential for outside seating and west-side windows in the anchor position on the northwest corner of the building.

“You can’t beat this location next to EMU,” O’Neal said…

I’m pleased to see something happening with the property. That stretch of Cross Street, it seems to me, has been cursed for years. Given the proximity to EMU, it should be hopping, but it’s not. At least, I can’t remember anything doing well along that stretch since Cross Street Station collapsed over a decade ago. But there’s no reason to think that students wouldn’t cross the street if there were something worth going to. (This would have to happen in spite of the fact that the University, since the 70’s, has made a very conscious effort to grow their campus away from the City.) And, my guess is that O’Neal has an anchor tenant in mind. Given the development climate in Michigan these days, I’m almost certain they’ve got someone lined up. Either that, or they got the block for a song. If I had to guess, I’d say it was a little of both. And, if you were to push me a little harder, I’d say there’s likely a national franchise involved. Given the recent propagation of 7-Elevens in Ann Arbor, I’m thinking that we very well might be looking at one of those, but, if I had to bet, I’d say Ypsi was finally going to get its long-awaited Starbucks.

The thought would have killed me a year or so ago – remember the Quizno’s that we rallied against – but, given the state of the economy these days, I’m just glad to see someone, anyone, investing here. If you’re interested, you can read one of my earlier anti-franchise rants here. I still stand by what I said at the time, and feel as though it would be best for us in the long run to keep our individuality and remain as franchise-free as possible, but I don’t see it being worth the fight right now, when so many people are out of work. So, don’t expect me to picket if a Starbucks comes to town… unless, of course, it comes to a point where they’re threatening to drive one of our locally owned businesses, like the Ugly Mug or Cafe Ollie, out of town.

So, what would you like to see come into this new space, in the shadow of our world famous water tower? My friend Patrick wants a typewriter repair shop or a microfiche cafe, either of which I think would be incredible. My friend Pete, on the other hand, wants to make it a Hooters. I think, however, if we decide to go in that direction, it should be a locally owned Hooters knockoff. Since it’s at the base of the base of the world’s most phallic building, we could call it Balls, and all the servers could wear tight pants that accentuate their grotesquely swollen ball sacks.

Speaking of Patrick, how is it that he has a Wikipedia page and I don’t? And, while we’re at it, why did he offer me a press pass to his bedroom tomorrow night? Who does that?

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It’s not that they don’t know their history, it’s that it doesn’t fit their narrative

As I noted a few posts ago, Tea Party favorite, Congresswoman Michele Bachmann of Minnesota, mentioned in a speech this past weekend that our founding fathers had worked tirelessly to end slavery in America. Her exact words, as she was going on about the sanctity of the Constitution, were, “(W)e also know that the very founders that wrote those documents worked tirelessly until slavery was no more in the United States.” Which, of course, we know from first grade history class, is not even remotely true. Many of the founding fathers in fact owned slaves, and Americans would continue to own slaves through the Civil War, many decades after the death of our last remaining founding father. My initial thought was to chalk it up to Bachmnn being stupid, but right now I’m watching Chris Mathews interview Tea Party Express co-founder Sal Russo, and I’m having second thoughts. Russo, if you can believe it, refuses to contradict Bachmann, and I have to think there’s a reason. Here’s the video:

Anyway, now that I watch this, I don’t think that it’s an accident. I think it’s very likely that Bachman purposely misrepresents American history in order to paint a more positive portrait of our country at its founding, which, given the Tea Party’s insistence on getting our country back to those simpler, happier, pre-antibiotic times, only makes sense. Here, on those happier times, is a quote from Bachmann.

…How unique in all of the world, that one nation that was the resting point from people groups all across the world. It didn’t matter the color of their skin, it didn’t matter their language, it didn’t matter their economic status. Once you got here, we were all the same. Isn’t that remarkable?…

Chris Mathews, it would seem, agrees with me. Here’s a quote taken from his interview with Russo.

…You’re trying to teach some new religion of America that has to do with the infallibility of our founding fathers – some sort of new, almost scriptural, notion of American history that somehow goes back to some perfection time that we’re trying to recover. You guys are trying to sell that everything was perfect back in the Federalist period, back in the late 18th Century, so that you can keep saying that we’ve got to go back to that – where everybody has got a musket, and everybody has got a small farm, and everything was perfect. That’s what you’re trying to sell. But you’ve scrubbed our history of slavery. I think it’s a desecration…

And this isn’t new. We saw this same thing just a few weeks ago when the Republicans in Congress decided to start the new legislative session with a complete reading of the Constitution…. conveniently leaving out, of course, that part about the “three-fifths compromise” under which slaves were counted as three-fifths of a person for the purposes of determining representation. That, it would seem, didn’t fit so well with the “good ol’ days” narrative that the teapartified Republican party was pushing.

But what should we expect from a country that would accept teen mother Bristol Palin as a spokesperson for abstinence?

We’re through the looking glass here.

This isn’t about reality any more. The sooner we get that through our heads, the better off we’ll be. This is about a sizable and growing segment of the American population opting out of the complicated and stressful real world we find ourselves in, and choosing instead to believe that there was once a time when things were easy, and, unburdened by the constraints of “big government,” men reached their full potential as rugged individuals. It’s about selling narratives that make us feel good about ourselves, and, right now, the Tea Partiers have us beat. I say it’s time for us to come up with a ridiculous fantasy vision of the future that’s even more compelling than theirs of the past. I think it should involve, among other things, free buffets and zero-g sex with promiscuous Star Fleet recruits.

[Tonight’s post was brought to you by Lady Gaga’s blood and semen perfume.]

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Someone named Audrina Patridge to leave Hollywood for Detroit

I had managed, up until a few days ago, to completely avoid reality television stalwart Audrina Patridge. As we don’t have a television hooked up to the outside world, I’d missed out on both The Hills and Dancing with the Stars. But, about a week or so ago, while peddling away on a stationary bike at the gym, I was subjected to an interview with her. The only part I remember, other than thinking that she came across somewhat better than the orange-skinned steroid monsters of the Jersey Shore, is that she claimed to be working on a new reality program for Vh1 with Mark Burnett, the producer of Survivor and countless other successful “non-scripted” television shows. Well, apparently that’s fallen through in a big way. Not only is Ms. Partridge not going to be working with Burnett, but she’s apparently going to be in leaving LA for Detroit, where she’ll be woking on a web-based project that I still can’t quite wrap my mind around. The following description comes from the Daily Mail:

…In the show she plays a up-and-coming talent manager from Hollywood who moves to Detroit, Michigan, to start her own firm.

This week she launched a competition to find her co-stars, asking aspiring stars to submit auditions online on yobi.tv. The hopeful who receives the most votes will land the role in upcoming ‘webisodes’.

‘This takes reality TV to a whole new level,’ she says in a webcast. ‘This can not get any more exciting’…

And, here she is attempting to explain this “exciting” new Yobi.tv venture, which I doubt will ever materialize.

Like I said, I’m not quite sure what to make of it. From what I can tell, the show, called Dream Maker, is scripted. At least the folks at Yobi are saying that they’ll be hiring two aspiring actors to play the parts of Ms. Patridge’s employees at this fictional Detroit-based talent agency. But yet they repeatedly refer to the web-only production as being a “reality” show. The concept seems pretty convoluted to me. More importantly, though, I can’t imagine that it’ll bring much in the way of positive attention to Detroit. Yobi, of course, could generate some bottom end buzz among the losers in the world who feel as though they’re destined for stardom in spite of the fact that they have no discernible talent, which I suspect is what they’re after.

Yobi, it would seem, is positioning itself to become a kind of online clearinghouse for people who feel as though they have talent as performers, whether their talent be real, or imagined… They also exist as a platform to sell a lot of advertising to Buffalo Wild Wings.

Anyway, if you’re interested, they’re presently running a contest to identify potential co-stars for Ms. Patridge. All you have to do is upload your video and ask for people to vote for you. (I’m trying to decide whether I should encourage Patrick Elkins of Bash Boulder to apply.)

Oh, and Patridge isn’t alone on the illustrious Yobi roster. They just announced that they’ve signed the guy who calls himself The Situation to a similar deal. I don’t believe, however, that his will be shot in Detroit.

And, no, for those of you who were wondering, yobi is not slang for vagina. That’s yoni.

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Waiting for Bachmann’s insane response to the State of the Union

While we’re all online, waiting for Michele Bachmann’s bat-shit insane response to our President’s brilliant state-of-the-union address, here’s a little something to whet your appetite for crazy. This is self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs of Generals International explaining how the recent mass bird deaths we’ve seen around the world are the result of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell being repealed. (Jacobs, I’m sure you won’t be surprised to hear, is from Texas.)

Oh, and speaking of Bachmann, did you happen to hear her quote yesterday about how our founding fathers were determined to eliminate slavery, apparently oblivious to the fact that many owned slaves?

update: Here’s Bachmann.

update: Obama’s transcript can be found here.

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Hypocrites at the gate

CNN has an article today on Texas Governor Rick Perry, and how, in spite of his public condemnation of the stimulus program put forward by the Obama administration, he accepted the funds and used them to cover 97% of his state’s budget shortfall in 2010. Here’s a clip:

Texas Gov. Rick Perry likes to tell Washington to stop meddling in state affairs. He vocally opposed the Obama administration’s 2009 stimulus program to spur the economy and assist cash-strapped states.

Perry also likes to trumpet that his state balanced its budget in 2009, while keeping billions in its rainy day fund.

But he couldn’t have done that without a lot of help from… guess where? Washington.

Turns out Texas was the state that depended the most on those very stimulus funds to plug nearly 97% of its shortfall for fiscal 2010, according to the National Conference of State Legislatures….

In related news, it looks as though libertarian icon Ayn “you’re weak and pathetic if you can’t make it on your own” Rand quite possibly collected both Social Security and Medicare.

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