Totally quotable Clementine


Today apparently was the day Clementine realized for the first time that everyone hates her father.

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  1. Posted November 14, 2010 at 2:58 pm | Permalink

    And I liked this photo because it makes it look like I’m at the bottom of a well, which is how I feel at the moment…. Clementine’s a good kid. She’s goofy sometimes, but she’s emapthetic. And she’s perceptive. She came over to me, where I was sitting, put her hand on my elbow, and said that to me in a very kind voice. Its apparently the best thing she could come up with to cheer me up – the fact that the dog and cat probably aren’t also mad at me.

  2. Posted November 14, 2010 at 5:47 pm | Permalink

    For the record, I’m not mad at you either. Nor are my cat or two dogs. And the last time I checked my roommate liked you too.

    I can’t speak for the swamp monkeys, though I believe they may be a bit too busy with the coming invasion to be angry at you either.

  3. Posted November 14, 2010 at 6:05 pm | Permalink

    I like you. My dog does too. But he also likes to eat his own poop, so there’s that.

  4. Tim
    Posted November 14, 2010 at 9:01 pm | Permalink

    Mark Maynard is the new Andrew Shirvell.

  5. Knox
    Posted November 15, 2010 at 7:14 am | Permalink

    “Daddy, I think everything in the world hates you at a cellular level.”

  6. Edward
    Posted November 15, 2010 at 9:37 am | Permalink

    Maybe people would like you more if you didn’t stuff your daughter into a sewer pipe.

  7. Robert
    Posted November 17, 2010 at 1:09 pm | Permalink

    I’m not mad at you, Mark.

    I can’t remember a time since I’ve met you that I didn’t hate you with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns…

    …but that is different than being mad at you. There’s a distinction.

  8. Fran
    Posted November 20, 2010 at 1:30 pm | Permalink

    That’s so a shot from Murakami’s Wind Up Bird Chronicles. I can’t wait to see the mark on your face. What did I miss about people hating you? F’ing lighten up, folks.

  9. Posted November 20, 2010 at 8:44 pm | Permalink

    If your pets are mad at you, try giving them snacks. That works wonders.

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