I know we got here somehow, but I cannot for the life of me understand how… I feel like neutering myself with a sharp rock and crawling off into a mud pit somewhere. Which, I guess, was kind of the objective of this PSA.
Total contempt for my country
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It could be worse; at least those two aren’t breeding.
The one of the left has. That’s Sarah Palin’s daughter, our nation’s spokeswoman for abstinence. She was brought up in an abstinence-only household, and has one lovely child to show for it, which she had out of wedlock, as a high school student. The other creature is famous for fighting, being an unnatural shade of orange, and having a stomach that steroids have stripped of fat. He even has a name for his stomach. It’s called The Emancipation. He has likely bred as well, spawning on the shores of New Jersey for a few television seasons now. As far as I know the two have not mated with one another. If they had, the world would surely end. These are the role models of America’s youth.
Wow. How stupid.
Don’t laugh. These two will probably be the Republican Presidential ticket in 2028.
Knox: Here! Here!
The Emancipation would be a better name for a fat guy’s gut. His should be called something else. Nothing funny is coming to my mind at the moment, tough, except The Ejaculation, which doesn’t really fit. It is funny, though. I’m sure Mad Magazine has dealt with it. Does anyone still read Mad? I loved that shit as a kid.
In case you missed it, AlterNet posted this letter a few days ago.
http://www.alternet.org/module/printversion/149324
Fuck, Steph, that’s some depressing shit. Thanks for ruining my holiday.