Shirvell taint exposed to nation

I suspect that you’ve all seen it by now, but the Daily Show had a great piece last night on our Assistant Attorney General, Andrew Shirvell, and his creepy fascination with a much younger, gay, male undergraduate at the University of Michigan. Here’s the video:

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I was, as coincidence would have it, just having a beer with a friend who works in the Michigan corrections system, and has firsthand experience with Attorney General’s office. According to her, Shirvell isn’t that much of an aberration when it comes to Assistant Attorneys General. It seems that Cox, at least according to her, is surrounded by an army of angry, stupid, little men like Shirvell, who couldn’t find employment elsewhere… If I’m thankful for little else tonight, I’m thankful that we’re rid of Mike Cox, at least for the time being.

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  1. Knox
    Posted November 2, 2010 at 9:19 pm | Permalink

    What in the fuck was that guy thinking, going on the Daily Show?

  2. Edward
    Posted November 3, 2010 at 6:24 am | Permalink

    What an embarrassment for the state of Michigan. It was bad enough that we elected Kwame. Now we have to explain the fact that we gave this little Ave Maria troll an office with responsibility.

  3. lorie thom
    Posted November 3, 2010 at 6:44 am | Permalink

    “We” didn’t elect Kwame. The good folks of Detroit did – they also elected a series of people and their “advisers” who are now in prison. “We” elected Cox.

    and “We” just made another series of mistakes last night.

  4. lorie thom
    Posted November 3, 2010 at 7:48 am | Permalink

    The Daily Show rocked on this one.

  5. suswhit
    Posted November 3, 2010 at 7:50 am | Permalink

    And how ironic is this? Cox’s office is doing internet safety presentations at middle schools. If I didn’t know better I’d think this was a joke. Do you suppose they’ll send Shirvell?
    (Caps are mine for emphasis.)

    Dear Parent or Guardian:
    The Michigan Attorney General’s office will be conducting Internet safety presentations for Slauson Middle School students in grades 6 – 8 on Nov. 10th, 2010.

    The primary focus is to emphasize that students should: keep safe by not sharing any personal information; keep away from Internet strangers; and keep telling parents or a trusted adult about everything they see on the Internet – especially when something makes them uncomfortable.

    In addition to the keep safe, keep away, and keep telling messages, STUDENTS ALSO LEARN ABOUT COMMON TRICKS INTERNET PREDATORS USE AND APPROPRIATE RESPONSES TO CYBER HARASSMENT. Sixth through eighth-grade students are also cautioned about revealing personal information on social networking sites and watch i-SAFE videos about a female Internet predator victim and a male cyber bullying victim.

    Handouts used during our presentations can be accessed at the Attorney General’s website –

    If you do not want your child to participate, return the bottom of the attached sheet to your student’s advisory teacher by Monday, Nov. 8, 2010.

    Sincerely, Chris
    Dr. Christopher B. Curtis
    Slauson Middle School
    1019 W. Washington St.
    Ann Arbor, Mi 48103
    phone 734-994-2004
    fax – 734-994-1681

  6. Robert
    Posted November 3, 2010 at 8:10 am | Permalink

    Lorie, we may have elected Cox in 2006 when he ran for his second term, but I am not so sure we elected him in 2002. There was a lot of strange stuff that happened at the polls that year and Cox ended up with an extremely narrow lead. His opponent in that race, Gary Peters, “decided not to contest the election results despite reported irregularities. Several mistakes were reportedly found during analysis, including a precinct in Dearborn which recorded Peters with 96 votes when he actually had 396. The race was the closest statewide contest in Michigan since the 1950 governor’s race. Among state and federal law enforcement and other legal circles, Cox is well known as a lap-dog of the Detroit Organized Crime Syndicate.”* Hundreds of votes for Peters went mysteriously missing from Dearborn and Detroit precincts, while Cox garnered unusual totals for any Republican candidate in other precints in those same municipalities.

    To be completely frank, I have no doubt whatsoever that the Detroit Mob rigged those counts to put their stooge, Cox, in the AG’s office. He’s done nothing but favors for them since he’s been in there.

    Hopefully our new AG ellect, Bill Schuette, will just continue to be a stooge for the insurance companies, and not get too tied in with the Detroit Mob like Cox did back when he worked in the Wayne County Prosecutor’s office.

    *text in quotes from wikipedia

  7. Robert
    Posted November 3, 2010 at 8:13 am | Permalink

    Ooops, sorry, I put the closing quotation marks in the wrong place. It was supposed to only include the following text: “decided not to contest the election results despite reported irregularities. Several mistakes were reportedly found during analysis, including a precinct in Dearborn which recorded Peters with 96 votes when he actually had 396. The race was the closest statewide contest in Michigan since the 1950 governor’s race.”

    The rest of the wording was all mine.

  8. Kim
    Posted November 3, 2010 at 10:34 am | Permalink

    Like a bad penny, Cox is bound to show up again. Just wait.

  9. Larry Seven Larry
    Posted November 3, 2010 at 1:20 pm | Permalink

    I’m not gay, and I’ve never gay porn, but I’d love to see Shirvell in gay porn. Can someone out there make my dream come true?

  10. Robert
    Posted November 3, 2010 at 1:30 pm | Permalink

    It will be interesting to see what the next assignment the Detroit Syndicate has in mind for Cox. I’m sure they won’t let what’s left of him go to waste. They’re not like that. They like to use a guy up – get everything they can out of him before they drop him. Ask Kwame. He knows what I’m talking about.

  11. Stephen
    Posted November 3, 2010 at 1:45 pm | Permalink

    Shirvell is allowed back on UM’s campus as of today. I guess Mary Sue liked his performance on the Daily Show.

  12. lorie thom
    Posted November 3, 2010 at 2:31 pm | Permalink

    @Robert – agreed, mostly.

  13. Jocuri
    Posted November 5, 2010 at 1:51 pm | Permalink

    I’d like to give the man responsible for this taint a good tongue lashing.

  14. Ted
    Posted November 15, 2010 at 3:22 pm | Permalink

    If I were this kid, I’d watch out. I think Shirvell is looking for a new young boy to focus on.

  15. Robert
    Posted February 2, 2011 at 2:19 pm | Permalink

    Cox has taken a job with the Dykema law firm.

    I think I’ll be toning down my rhetoric against him now that he’s goin’ to work for those guys. I don’t want to end up at the bottom of a lake.

  16. Edward
    Posted February 3, 2011 at 9:31 am | Permalink

    So you think he’s more dangerous now that he’s at a law firm than he was as the State’s Attorney General?

  17. Robert
    Posted February 3, 2011 at 11:43 am | Permalink

    No, Edward, he is the same stupid thug he’s always been and will always be. His new bosses however are far more dangerous than his old ones.

  18. Meta
    Posted April 6, 2011 at 2:51 pm | Permalink

    Former University of Michigan student body president Chris Armstrong has filed a lawsuit seeking more than $25,000 in damages from former Assistant State Attorney General Andrew Shirvell.

  19. Kim
    Posted May 10, 2011 at 5:16 pm | Permalink

    The Shivell taint is still expanding.

    If you can believe it, Shirvell is saying that Armstrong bullied him.

    Shirvell alleges that Armstrong is to blame for his firing. He claims Armstrong filed a “meritless request” for a personal protection order against him, demanded U-M issue him a trespass warning and put out a press release falsely claiming he was engaging in “reckless, bullying behavior.”

  20. Ted
    Posted March 31, 2017 at 2:43 pm | Permalink

    Andrew Shirvell was disbarred yesterday.

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