Stuffing a little person in a bag

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I’m tempted to have my daughter do it. It is, after all, about time she started pulling her own weight around here.

Seriously, though, would you ever consent to being stuffed into a bag by a stranger?

As for little people, I’m not sure what kind of local population we have these days, but legend has it that, during WW II, Ypsilanti had the world’s largest population of them. Apparently, in the production of the bombers being assembled at the WIllow Run plant, there were certain jobs that could only be performed by little people.

And, before we start criticizing the fellow who left this post on Craigslist, we should keep in mind that there are far more demeaning jobs for little people in Ann Arbor.

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10 Comments

  1. Knox
    Posted October 22, 2010 at 6:03 am | Permalink

    I would have respected the writer of this post more if he’d been straightforward and said that he was looking for a midget to stuff into a bag because the very thought of it made his boner sing.

  2. b
    Posted October 22, 2010 at 6:33 am | Permalink

    hmmmmm….very interesting…..

  3. Edward
    Posted October 22, 2010 at 8:19 am | Permalink

    Don’t do it, B!

  4. Chaely
    Posted October 22, 2010 at 11:05 am | Permalink

    I’m 105 lbs on my heaviest day & I’m nearing my 30’s. I’ve been stuffed into so many bags (& boxes & dryers & trunks & through windows) so many times by people I know it’s almost like I’m due to be paid for it. That would probably make up for the stuffing being perpetrated by a stranger & then some.

  5. Posted October 22, 2010 at 11:06 am | Permalink

    I think he should add a 0 to the weight. Then Mark could fit in the bag and scare people 10 times as much.

  6. ytown
    Posted October 22, 2010 at 11:42 am | Permalink

    Chaely is a spinner!

  7. Kim
    Posted October 22, 2010 at 11:46 am | Permalink

    Is Mark really 1,000 pounds?

  8. Steve Swan
    Posted October 22, 2010 at 12:14 pm | Permalink

    I would like to stuff my bag into a 100 pound woman.

  9. Mr. X
    Posted October 22, 2010 at 1:38 pm | Permalink

    The answer to your question is yes, Kim, but 80% is cock.

  10. Ronald
    Posted June 2, 2011 at 11:03 pm | Permalink

    Little people are tastier when stuffed inside of turkeys. If you have the money, I’d suggest wrapping them in bacon before inserting and roasting.

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