I wanted to post tonight, but now I’m having second thoughts…

Please, whatever you do, don’t ask me what color panties I’m wearing if you see me tomorrow. It would totally freak me out.

And, for what it’s worth, I think it’s a damned good PSA… If you’ve got a kid, keep them the hell away from the internet. Nothing good can come of it. Either you get stalked by perverts, or, worse yet, you grow into a sad, friendless, grub-white lump of a man who spends every night hunched wheezing over a dirty keyboard at his kitchen table instead of enjoying life in the real world. Seriously, there should be a PSA for that.

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12 Comments

  1. Milkweed
    Posted September 23, 2010 at 9:57 pm | Permalink

    I didn’t know you were sad.

  2. Knox
    Posted September 24, 2010 at 6:15 am | Permalink

    You should reshoot this PSA locally with BA and EOS as two of the creepy men who approach you on the street to ask about your panties.

  3. Posted September 24, 2010 at 8:01 am | Permalink

    Very interesting that a PSA, something that (one would think) the makers of would want spread as far as possible, would have embedding disabled.

  4. Edward
    Posted September 24, 2010 at 8:40 am | Permalink

    If we could get EOS to come out of his bunker in the Township to do it, I think it would be beautiful. What would he say to Mark though? “What Nazi Communist thuggery do you have in store for us today, America hater”, perhaps?

  5. Ted
    Posted September 24, 2010 at 9:39 am | Permalink

    Be sure to get Steve Swan in the mix to say something dirty. Maybe he could ask you to star in one of his “films”.

  6. TeacherPatti
    Posted September 24, 2010 at 11:22 am | Permalink

    Aggh! My school computer won’t let me see the video. I’m dying to know what it is! I am picturing Mark in his underwear being approached by guys in WWII Nazi garb. Btw, I am wearing my Christmas panties today, which say things like Frosty and Toasty and such in green, red or silver. It’s really never too early to wear these.

  7. Robert
    Posted September 24, 2010 at 11:38 am | Permalink

    Mark, I want to help produce a PSA like this one but with you or Puppet Mark as the main character who’s getting hounded by creeps who read your blog. I want to be played by a smokin’ hot actress.

  8. TeacherPatti
    Posted September 24, 2010 at 3:42 pm | Permalink

    I want to be played by Sarah Silverman, even though sister is way skinnier (and funnier) than me!!!

  9. 'Ff'lo
    Posted September 24, 2010 at 3:54 pm | Permalink

    Link’s busted for me, too, but if it’s the one I think it is, I’m struck when it comes on my teevee by what embodies “creep.” He’s, what, got tattoos? Shaves unthoroughly, or infrequently? Dresses as if he’s, y’know, not of the upper crusts? Surely yer street toughs aren’t any more of a threat as online predators than yer respectable-lookin’ creeps.

  10. 'Ff'lo
    Posted September 24, 2010 at 3:58 pm | Permalink

    And for that matter, now that I think about it, they picked a pretty stereotypical “innocent” and “shame if she gets victimized” figure, too.

  11. Robert
    Posted September 24, 2010 at 8:30 pm | Permalink

    In our PSA, I want a guy tearing tickets at the theater to ask Mark about ball shaving as he tries to take his family in to see a movie. Then while he’s sitting alone trying to eat his lunch, some freak in tatoos starts wiping his table and talking about how much he like the Goatse references on the blog.

  12. Robert
    Posted September 25, 2010 at 10:27 am | Permalink

    I want to find out who that actress is who plays “Sarah” in this, and then follow her around asking her when she is going to do her next hot PSA.

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