Dan Fanelli on how, if he’s in Congress, brown people won’t be able to leave the ground

If you can believe it, these are real ads by one of the guys running in the Republican primary for a chance to take on Congressman Alan Grayson come November.

Yup, that’s right… apparently white guys don’t fly planes into buildings… And apparently this kind of disgusting ad is what resonates with the voters of Florida. Or, at least that’s what Fanelli is banking on. Hopefully, they’ll prove him wrong.

And, for what it’s worth, I’d love to interview the guy playing the terrorist in these spots, if anyone out there knows him.

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  1. Knox
    Posted May 10, 2010 at 6:42 am | Permalink

    No offense to Mr Fanelli, but he kind of comes across as a terrified little douche pretending to be a tough guy.

  2. Trent Sprinton
    Posted May 10, 2010 at 9:13 am | Permalink

    It’s wrong for me to get a boner while watching this, right?

  3. Ted
    Posted May 10, 2010 at 11:59 am | Permalink

    Did anyone else pick up a gay vibe between this guy and the terrorist?

  4. Robert
    Posted May 10, 2010 at 1:48 pm | Permalink

    There should be a state in the union where all there geniuses and tough guys can institute all their brilliant ideas (and have to live with each other). Can we make it Texas? Florida just seems too nice to waste on such an experiment.

    Is this guy doing a really weak Clint Eastwood impression, or am I imagining that?

  5. Robert
    Posted May 10, 2010 at 2:28 pm | Permalink

    I especially like the lame “24”-style scene with the two terrorists making small talk. However, it was a bit amateurish to use a 2-seater experimental aircraft for the video. It would have looked better to use a commercial jet. Fanelli should have checked with his GOP friends there in Florida to see if this DC-9 was available to be in the TV spot: http://www.narconews.com/images/DC-9-skyway.jpg

  6. Froggy
    Posted May 10, 2010 at 3:51 pm | Permalink

    Too many wedgies as a youth warps people.

  7. Posted May 10, 2010 at 5:06 pm | Permalink

    The soundtrack from Dirty Harry? Really!? Clint Eastwood would eat this guy.

  8. Posted May 11, 2010 at 4:38 pm | Permalink

    I like the insinuation that Alan Grayson would allow a man with a bomb visibly strapped to his chest board a plane.

    And Grayson had the best response… It’s a crowded Republican field and people do crazy things to break out from the pack… And he said that he wouldn’t comment on it unless Fanelli won the primary.

  9. Posted May 11, 2010 at 4:39 pm | Permalink

    And I like at the end how the field reporter says that Finelli is making a “big splash” with the campaign. I was expecting the anchor to respond with, “like a turd.”

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