Maynards in space before the rapture

melie-moon-eyeI want to be settled in a moon hole with my family and growing crops before May 21, 2011, and I will gladly do whatever is necessary to see this happen, assuming it doesn’t involve physical exertion on my part or the learning of “scientist-type skills.”

I just wanted to put that out there, in case anyone from NASA was in the audience this evening.

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  1. Kim
    Posted January 5, 2010 at 6:45 am | Permalink

    Just be sure to check your spaceship before you take off, and make sure there aren’t any stowaways onboard. You wouldn’t want anyone like this tagging along with you.

  2. Edward
    Posted January 5, 2010 at 8:56 am | Permalink

    I’ll sign up for the hole nextdoor, if there is one. I’ve got the itch to move.

  3. Kelty
    Posted January 5, 2010 at 11:41 am | Permalink

    Be careful, that hole you’re looking to move into could be its mouth. (See photo.)

  4. Posted January 5, 2010 at 1:17 pm | Permalink

    Whitey on the moon.

  5. Music Man
    Posted January 5, 2010 at 1:57 pm | Permalink

    “A rat done bit my sister Nell, and Maynards on the Moon.”

  6. Posted January 5, 2010 at 7:29 pm | Permalink

    Damn, is that where Whitey is?

    If so, I guess I’ll pick another hole.

  7. Kent
    Posted January 12, 2010 at 12:38 pm | Permalink

    Give me the feathery tendrils of Mars any day.

  8. Da TIg
    Posted March 30, 2010 at 6:15 am | Permalink

    I thin it would be far less expensive to send all the nuts into space, leaving the rest of us here on Earth.

  9. Felix Maduros
    Posted December 1, 2010 at 2:28 am | Permalink

    I would contribute toward this cause.

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