I want to be settled in a moon hole with my family and growing crops before May 21, 2011, and I will gladly do whatever is necessary to see this happen, assuming it doesn’t involve physical exertion on my part or the learning of “scientist-type skills.”
I just wanted to put that out there, in case anyone from NASA was in the audience this evening.
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Just be sure to check your spaceship before you take off, and make sure there aren’t any stowaways onboard. You wouldn’t want anyone like this tagging along with you.
I’ll sign up for the hole nextdoor, if there is one. I’ve got the itch to move.
Be careful, that hole you’re looking to move into could be its mouth. (See photo.)
Whitey on the moon.
“A rat done bit my sister Nell, and Maynards on the Moon.”
Damn, is that where Whitey is?
If so, I guess I’ll pick another hole.
Give me the feathery tendrils of Mars any day.
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2010/01/11/another-dose-of-martian-awesome/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+BadAstronomyBlog+%28Bad+Astronomy%29
I thin it would be far less expensive to send all the nuts into space, leaving the rest of us here on Earth.
I would contribute toward this cause.