When you think Hurley, think Jerky

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I was dubious at first, but it looks as though actress/model Elizabeth Hurley really is getting into the beef jerky business. According to her website, some of the “air dried” flesh will even come from, “Elizabeth’s own herd of rare breed Gloucester cattle.”

I haven’t seen a television ad yet, but I’m imagining, if such ads do exist, they have to feature Hurley, oiled up, sunbathing amid giant racks of raw cow flesh. Sprinkle in a healthy dose of double entendre, and maybe a geeky young man looking over her hedge, and saying the catch-phrase, “I’d jerk it,” and I think you’ve got a winner.

OK, that’s it for now. It’s almost dinner time, and I’ve yet to defrost my Cheryl Tiegs Gizzard Chunks.

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6 Comments

  1. Posted November 10, 2009 at 1:02 am | Permalink

    Sad day for me. One of my very few celebrity crushes left. Drying up and blowing away like dust in the wind.

  2. O'Toll
    Posted November 10, 2009 at 10:08 am | Permalink

    As a cannibal, you really had my hopes up for a moment there.

  3. WTR
    Posted November 10, 2009 at 10:24 am | Permalink

    “I’d jerk it,” is the best catchphrase since, “They pelted us with rocks and garbage“.

  4. Left Cross
    Posted November 14, 2009 at 6:49 am | Permalink

    That’s some weird lookin jerky.

  5. Robert
    Posted November 16, 2009 at 9:37 am | Permalink

    I think the packaging would be even sexier if the little Elizabeth Hurley cartoon character was hanging from a meat hook in a processing plant, all seductively and what not.

  6. Tarp
    Posted November 16, 2009 at 3:30 pm | Permalink

    Surely someone out there knows Photoshop well enough to make Robert’s dreams come true.

    Or am I going to have to contact the Make A Wish foundation?

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