Do you speak Japanese?

If so, I need some help translating this…

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21 Comments

  1. Posted November 12, 2009 at 11:21 pm | Permalink

    No comments on this? Aren’t you people watching it?

  2. manfromwithout
    Posted November 13, 2009 at 12:15 am | Permalink

    This film is available through Netflix under the title Funky Forest: First Contact.

  3. Ken
    Posted November 13, 2009 at 12:23 am | Permalink

    Long time reader, first time poster…how can post such filth?
    UNSUBSCRIBE!!!

  4. Ted
    Posted November 13, 2009 at 10:06 am | Permalink

    I think I need help. I found that somewhat… arousing.

  5. Robert
    Posted November 13, 2009 at 11:39 am | Permalink

    I can’t help but wonder if we Americans aren’t somehow partially to blame for this…you know, because of that whole Nagasaki/Hiroshima thing. I am sure that must have had some fucked up consequence on the Japanese psyche. I do know one thing though; It’s shit like this that makes me want to see a lot more stuff blown up to all hell.

  6. Castle
    Posted November 13, 2009 at 11:44 am | Permalink

    Am I think only one that watched it thinking that it’s sad that William S. Burroughs wasn’t alive to see it?

  7. Ted
    Posted November 13, 2009 at 4:57 pm | Permalink

    It’s now time to leave work, and I still can’t get up from my desk.

  8. Peter Larson
    Posted November 13, 2009 at 7:03 pm | Permalink

    I speak Japanese.

  9. Posted November 13, 2009 at 8:34 pm | Permalink

    Alright, Pete. Here’s the chance you’ve been looking for to impress me… Let’s see what you’ve got.

  10. Posted November 13, 2009 at 8:36 pm | Permalink

    And, Ted, I’m sorry to hear about your unfortunate engorgement. Hopefully it’s passed by now.

  11. Skin Flute
    Posted November 13, 2009 at 8:36 pm | Permalink

    I want my five minutes back.

  12. Peter Larson
    Posted November 13, 2009 at 8:54 pm | Permalink

    It’s mostly really mundane, everyday conversation until the end. The teacher likes their song and offers them lunch. They step on his shoes and he gets pissed.

  13. Peter Larson
    Posted November 13, 2009 at 8:55 pm | Permalink

    It’s mostly even weirder because it’s so normal.

  14. Posted November 13, 2009 at 9:07 pm | Permalink

    Ken, it would kill me to lose you as reader. You’ve been with me from day one. Let me know if there’s anything that I can do to remedy the situation. If you want, I can do a whole week of nothing but Joanie Loves Chachi videos? Or, maybe some glass blowing demos. Just let me know what you’d like, and I’ll put it up. I’m not in a position where I can easily afford to lose readers, especially ones as loyal as you.

  15. Posted November 13, 2009 at 9:08 pm | Permalink

    So, Pete, they don’t explain what the things are? What are the kids saying as they’re handling these things?

  16. Peter Larson
    Posted November 13, 2009 at 9:23 pm | Permalink

    No, they explain nothing about them. That’s what’s so weird. It’s totally normal except for the weird things.

  17. Posted November 14, 2009 at 11:07 am | Permalink

    So what’s she talking about at the very beginning, as she takes the things out of her bag, separates them, and begins stroking the nose hair?

  18. Siani
    Posted November 14, 2009 at 10:00 pm | Permalink

    In that opening scene they’re gossiping about an Upperclassman. Is her dad okay, is he still living with them? It seems like they’ve gotten very poor since she started high school, what with expenses, buying her violin, etc. And her uniforms are starting to look dirty, and her hair is looking dirty and messed up. But her dad was a chairman, a well off guy, so they’re thinking, maybe her dad isn’t at home anymore, poor thing. And she used to have a really cute dog, but they don’t have that dog anymore, so it seems like something must have happened. And she’s thinking, maybe her dad…?

    And that’s where it bites her tongue. Weird, weird, weird.

  19. Robert
    Posted November 16, 2009 at 9:18 am | Permalink

    I want these people prosecuted.

  20. KK
    Posted November 16, 2009 at 9:22 am | Permalink

    And I want these ladies prostituted.

  21. Ted
    Posted November 16, 2009 at 3:36 pm | Permalink

    They appear to be made out of the same stuff as Fleshlights.

    Not that I’ve ever seen one.

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