Scientific Translation Requested

By Mark | July 1, 2009

I want to send this to my father-in-law and ask him to translate it for me, but I’m afraid he’ll think I’m an even bigger loser than he thought previously.

And, yes, this is how I spend evenings when Linette is out. I troll YouTube for footage of animals with human heads.

So, if someone could translate this from Chinese, so that I don’t have to go to Linette’s dad, I’d appreciate it.

Oh, and my favorite is the trout with Bronson Pinchot’s head. I like him even better than the quail man, who we see licking his own feathers, or the octopus man, who appears to be built from liverwurst.

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7 Comments

Mark

Posted July 1, 2009 at 8:19 pm | Permalink

And, yes, I am trying to get some of these for the upcoming Shadow Art Fair.
Steve Swan

Posted July 1, 2009 at 8:31 pm | Permalink

Does any wanna bet five dollars that I can’t masturbate to this?
Mark

Posted July 2, 2009 at 12:08 am | Permalink

Steve, if you think you could do it for 12 hours straight, I’ll gladly hand over my spot at the upcoming Shadow Art Fair.
Beth

Posted July 2, 2009 at 7:42 am | Permalink

How freaky would it be if this were real?
Curt Waugh

Posted July 2, 2009 at 10:14 am | Permalink

How freaky will this be WHEN it’s real?
Brackinald Achery

Posted July 2, 2009 at 11:27 am | Permalink

I’ll be impressed when they can genetically engineer ones that don’t all look like Beetlejuice in bad wigs.
Kim

Posted July 2, 2009 at 12:36 pm | Permalink

I imagine that one of them is EOS.