I know that this will only reinforce the mistaken notion that I myself am a “furry,” but I couldn’t resist documenting this as I was making my way through the Egyptian annex of a Pittsburgh history museum a few days ago… How could I not? Did you see it? It’s a guy with a fucking boner chasing a dude in a dog mask!
I’ll be posting my other Pittsburgh photos later. I just had to get this one up tonight as it was incredibly timely, what with all the talk of national healthcare for furries, and the like.
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On top of that and his creepy tight body suit, he’s only got one arm and one leg. Is he the god of making people around you feel really uncomfortable?
Boners are funny.
And who needs two legs when you’ve got something like that?
“Min was always a god of fertility and sexuality. He was shown as a human male with an erect penis. In Egyptian times, he was usually an ithyphallic bearded mummiform man, standing with both legs together, an arm raised holding his symbol or a flail and wearing the same low crown with twin plumes as Amen. (The way he holds his flail might be symbolic of sexual intercourse – the flail forms the V while his upraised forearm seems to thrust inside the V.) The Egyptian paintings and reliefs on tomb walls and temples didn’t show Min’s other arm, but the statues of the god show him with his hand encircling the base of his penis. During New Kingdom times he was sometimes shown as a white bull, an animal sacred to the fertility god.”
Damn, Jiggs! That’s hot!
I like that I can now sum up all of Egyptian antiquity with one word delivered with contempt and disdain.
“Furries.”