Totally quotable Clementine


Clementine said this to me yesterday, as I was giving her a bath. She had the timing just right between “I’m going to eat you,” and “with my butt.” It was hilarious, and she knew it too. She laughed her ravenous ass off… Not wanting to use a photo of my daughter going after my arm with her butt, for obvious reasons, I’ve decided to use this random shot from the yard. I think they work nicely together.

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  1. kristin
    Posted May 30, 2009 at 7:59 am | Permalink

    I quoted “I’m going to live with you even after you die” last weekend. She really is totally quotable.

  2. Posted May 30, 2009 at 4:35 pm | Permalink

    …with my BUTT” works at the end of a surprisingly large percentage of sentences.

  3. Deadhand
    Posted May 30, 2009 at 8:53 pm | Permalink

    I will try adding “…with my BUTT” to the end of fortune cookie fortunes next time, instead of “…in bed”.

    That’s a random shot from your yard? Your yard’s a mess. You should clean it up…with my BUTT.

  4. Ol' E Cross
    Posted May 31, 2009 at 10:04 pm | Permalink

    Coming soon:

    “Daddy, after you die, I want to marry your hair … with my butt!”

  5. Paw
    Posted June 1, 2009 at 8:55 am | Permalink

    When I finish this coffee, I’m going to take a shit… with my butt.

    You’re right, it does work!

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