The above is graffiti from the women’s bathroom at the Corner. I checked tonight and made sure to remember. I even got into a girls’ room conversation with some other women…what the fuck does this mean? And why no tax on unicorns, specifically? I mean, why are they exempt? Is it because they don’t exist? Well, okay, but neither do lots of things….In the same vein, why listen to vampires? What about werewolves? elves? the little man who lives in my pants?….
Yes. Yes they can. But the sexiest werewolves get is Jack Nicholson, and their appeal is their straightforward bold animalness rather than sweet-talking sensual charm.
She didn’t turn herself in, as first reported. A band boy, pissed that she didn’t get his band on some tour, lured her from NYC and set her up for cops.
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Listen to Vampires
No tax on unicorns
The above is graffiti from the women’s bathroom at the Corner. I checked tonight and made sure to remember. I even got into a girls’ room conversation with some other women…what the fuck does this mean? And why no tax on unicorns, specifically? I mean, why are they exempt? Is it because they don’t exist? Well, okay, but neither do lots of things….In the same vein, why listen to vampires? What about werewolves? elves? the little man who lives in my pants?….
The thing with Vampires is they like to make you want it. Werewolves aren’t so much into that.
According to some legends, can’t vampires turn into wolves?
Yes. Yes they can. But the sexiest werewolves get is Jack Nicholson, and their appeal is their straightforward bold animalness rather than sweet-talking sensual charm.
I didn’t mention it in the post, because I only had a few minutes, but she gets bonus points for the Ron English poster.
Why hasn’t anybody turned this bitch in?
Dude, what don’t you understand about hotdogs being thrown down halls?
She’s been arrested:
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/local&id=6796440
She didn’t turn herself in, as first reported. A band boy, pissed that she didn’t get his band on some tour, lured her from NYC and set her up for cops.
http://www.citypaper.net/blogs/clog/2009/05/05/citypapernet-exclusive-i-caught-the-hipster-grifter-kari-ferrell/
The Hipster Grifter LIVES!
http://dave-lucas.blogspot.com/2011/08/hipster-grifter-video.html