Icke’s Corner

I’m rarely surprised to see anything scrawled on the wall of the men’s room at the Corner Brewery. Last night, however, I saw something that had me puzzled. There, among the band logos, and the exquisitely rendered ejaculating penises, was the name of relatively obscure British conspiracy theorist David Icke. I’ve written about Icke here before, as he has one particular theory that I’m somewhat fond of, but I’ve never gotten the sense that he has any kind of local following. I guess, given the graffiti, though, he does.

The Icke theory that I’m most interested in involves reptilian creatures from the Draco constellation who have come to Earth and bred with humans to create a hybrid species that can shift between human and reptilian forms. Among these hybrids, according to Icke, are folks like the elder President Bush, Hillary Clinton and Tony Blair… One wonders if perhaps an associate of Icke, or perhaps the man himself, is here in Ypsi on the trail of another.


And, as long as we’re on the subject of crazy conspiracy theories, check this out.

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  1. Brackinald Achery
    Posted April 25, 2009 at 2:30 pm | Permalink

    I love the lengths people sometimes go to to create an alibi.

  2. Brackinald Achery
    Posted April 25, 2009 at 2:34 pm | Permalink

    Here is a surprisingly compelling documentary series about Icke’s Draco conspiracy.

  3. Posted April 25, 2009 at 2:57 pm | Permalink

    Man, I loved the mini-series “V”. Thanks for the link.

    And, no, I’m not responsible for the graffiti… at least not consciously.

  4. Posted April 25, 2009 at 4:56 pm | Permalink

    The women’s bathroom has some sticker advertising something on Oct. 4 (I just remember the date b/c it’s my husband’s bday), something about Unicorns (believe unicorns or something like that) and there’s something else written in the handicapped stall. Now it’s bugging me. I have to go to the Corner soon and pee and not be drunk so I can remember what it says.

    The best (and only) men’s bathroom story that I have comes from my friend Matt. Apparently, Matt went into the bathroom and some dude was “peeing, full blast”. Matt did his business, washed and dried his hands and was heading out and this dude was still “peeing, full blast”. Not too exciting, but since my only other men’s bathroom story involves the troughs at the old Tiger Stadium, I take what I can get.

  5. dp in exile
    Posted April 26, 2009 at 2:03 pm | Permalink

    I am again in agreement with Brackinald Achery, you most definitely wrote that on the wall so you could talk about it here.

    You are a very strange man, Mr. Maynard… ;-)

  6. Posted April 26, 2009 at 7:36 pm | Permalink

    It’s not my handwriting…. not even my drunk handwriting.

    And, speaking of conspiracies, I wonder if the virus mentioned in that last link could have been the swine flu that seems to be running rampant now.

  7. dp in exile
    Posted April 26, 2009 at 8:58 pm | Permalink

    fair enough =-)

  8. Ol' E Cross
    Posted April 26, 2009 at 11:16 pm | Permalink

    I agree that the davidicke.com isn’t Mark’s, but I’d call readers to compare the art and handwriting of the banner on Mark’s page with the “holy sm…” in the upper right and particularly the image in the lower left…

  9. Robert
    Posted April 28, 2009 at 12:54 pm | Permalink

    In the upper left corner, is that the winged-“W” of Paul McCartney & Wing’s fame?

  10. Swartzman
    Posted April 28, 2009 at 3:19 pm | Permalink

    Checks tattoo on arm. “Yup, that’s the Weezer ‘W’.”

  11. Robert
    Posted April 30, 2009 at 12:54 pm | Permalink

    Weezer ripped off Wings.

  12. Clair
    Posted December 21, 2009 at 10:20 am | Permalink

    What’s your name? Is it Cute Young Ass?

  13. Exact Mark
    Posted December 25, 2009 at 8:05 pm | Permalink

    Greetings! I am new to the earth, as a lizard. How do I fondle a girls breasts and learn masturbation techniques?

  14. Megan FINCH
    Posted December 25, 2009 at 10:55 pm | Permalink

    My name is Megan FINCH, and I have written a book on how to ejaculate. My techniques, however, have never been tested on lizards creatures. If you would share your experiences, I will send you a free copy.

  15. Tommix0
    Posted December 26, 2009 at 5:02 am | Permalink

    Greetings, nudist girls of the world, I know gay teen boy masturbation techniques!

  16. Kelty Oxbow
    Posted December 26, 2009 at 9:16 am | Permalink

    Much of that can be answered at the Corner Brewery.

  17. Posted December 26, 2009 at 2:07 pm | Permalink

    Sweet Jesus… Are human-reptile hybrids really seeking information on how to ejaculate here at MM.com?

    Is the Weekly World News still in print? I feel like I should call someone and report this.

  18. Megan FINCH
    Posted December 27, 2009 at 5:27 am | Permalink

    This would probably also be an opportune time to remind people not to carry rubbish out of their huts.

  19. Edwar5J
    Posted December 29, 2009 at 10:35 am | Permalink

    I found this site by looking for information on how to get my lizard to ejaculate. What an education. Before today, I didn’t even know that there WERE lizard human hybrids!

    I am also in to tight skirts and girdles, if anyone has images to share.

  20. tentacle sex
    Posted December 29, 2009 at 10:45 pm | Permalink

    Ok, that good. Need movies of lizard girls flashing tits, for UM thesis.

  21. JayWitt3
    Posted January 1, 2010 at 5:35 am | Permalink

    Her first anal attempt?

  22. RoyBruxI
    Posted January 1, 2010 at 11:47 am | Permalink

    Do lizard women squirt?

  23. Gray1e
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 9:23 am | Permalink

    People say it’s impossible, but I want to sew a 10000 watt generator into the inseam of my jeans.

  24. Exacto
    Posted January 16, 2010 at 4:24 am | Permalink

    Greetings, ladies in tight jeans and short men who do not intimidate me. I have come to Ypsi looking to acquire friends. Shall we meet for a beer? No smokers. No lizards.

  25. Tommix0
    Posted January 16, 2010 at 10:49 am | Permalink

    My jeans are tight, but they’re discount designer maternity jeans.

  26. Rond0xr
    Posted January 18, 2010 at 5:32 am | Permalink

    Impossible, you say?! But I tell you, with a high degree of confidence, that family counseling cats are real. They aren’t just for the Victoria Beckhams of the world either.

  27. MoonD13g0
    Posted January 19, 2010 at 8:59 am | Permalink

    100% of Lizard Men agree. Pictures of human women hydrating are hot.

  28. dragon
    Posted January 19, 2010 at 12:16 pm | Permalink

    We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies.

  29. Rond0xr
    Posted January 21, 2010 at 5:30 pm | Permalink

    My catacomb has a painted ceiling, so I don’t want to use harsh detergent. Are there other lizard people out there who can give me advice? I also want to install a ceiling fan with a light so that I can read after feeding.

  30. Edwar5J
    Posted January 22, 2010 at 12:52 pm | Permalink

    I know what you’re thinking. “Impossible! A genetically engineered caterpillar can’t eat cheap, used children’s clothing, and shit out high-end german clothing brands.” But I tell you it’s absolutely true.

  31. Gray
    Posted January 27, 2010 at 9:33 am | Permalink

    My first reaction, as a law enforcement officer, is to say that this designer t shirt wearing, teflon pan eating lizard creatures should be rounded up and milked.

  32. Woxprods
    Posted September 18, 2011 at 3:51 pm | Permalink

    Don’t tell me that you understand until you’ve heard the man.

    Listen to Davide Icke for yourself.


  33. Mystery Solver
    Posted October 17, 2011 at 2:46 pm | Permalink

    I have a hunch. When I read your interview with Casey Dixon today, I was reminded of this old post about pro-David Icke graffiti at the Corner. Are there samples of Casey’s writing? If so, do they match? He seems like the kind of guy that might be a follower.

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