Breakfast over Britney Spears

I was going to post the pathetic new video for Britney Spears’ “shocking” comeback song If You Seek Amy – pronounced… wait for it… “F.U.C.K. Me” – but I couldn’t bring myself to do it. Instead, I give you this video of Minister Cleo Clariet and his fiancé Katherine Laneabout singing about breakfast foods, which is about one million times better… and, if you can believe it, even sexier.

“No more nuts of grapes” is a brilliant line. (And I’m not telling which of the two videos it’s from.)

As for Britney, for what it’s worth, I truly feel sorry for her. If she’s singing “F.U.C.K. Me” now, one wonders what could possibly be next. There really isn’t much more territory to explore between here and porn.

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  1. Chelsea
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 7:13 am | Permalink

    Wacky cool breakfast song. As for Britney, nothing new under the sun:

  2. Paw
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 12:46 pm | Permalink

    Don’t worry. This is just a little detour. She’s already well on her way to becoming a deranged archvillain. (Think Manson, rolled up with BinLaden, looking like Uncle Fester.)

  3. Posted March 18, 2009 at 1:42 pm | Permalink

    That’s just embarrassing. And the la-la-la-la “chorus” isn’t nearly as creative as “no mo’ gri-i-i-its”.

  4. Ol' E Cross
    Posted March 18, 2009 at 10:06 pm | Permalink

    I just found out today that my cholesterol is a little high. Apparently, some things in my diet need to change a little.

    The entire song is incredibly moving for me right now, but I totally broke down at the “no more bacon, no more sausage” part.

  5. Chelsea
    Posted March 19, 2009 at 6:27 pm | Permalink

    And I’ll be darned if, days later, that song isn’t still playing in my mind.

  6. Magpie
    Posted March 19, 2009 at 10:14 pm | Permalink

    WTF? Does this mean there’s no hotcakes in heaven? I been lied to, straight up.

  7. Posted March 29, 2009 at 2:26 am | Permalink

    he actually died in december 2004 a few months after this was made.

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