I was going to post the pathetic new video for Britney Spears’ “shocking” comeback song If You Seek Amy – pronounced… wait for it… “F.U.C.K. Me” – but I couldn’t bring myself to do it. Instead, I give you this video of Minister Cleo Clariet and his fiancé Katherine Laneabout singing about breakfast foods, which is about one million times better… and, if you can believe it, even sexier.
“No more nuts of grapes” is a brilliant line. (And I’m not telling which of the two videos it’s from.)
As for Britney, for what it’s worth, I truly feel sorry for her. If she’s singing “F.U.C.K. Me” now, one wonders what could possibly be next. There really isn’t much more territory to explore between here and porn.
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Wacky cool breakfast song. As for Britney, nothing new under the sun: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD7zoFppvvU
Don’t worry. This is just a little detour. She’s already well on her way to becoming a deranged archvillain. (Think Manson, rolled up with BinLaden, looking like Uncle Fester.)
That’s just embarrassing. And the la-la-la-la “chorus” isn’t nearly as creative as “no mo’ gri-i-i-its”.
I just found out today that my cholesterol is a little high. Apparently, some things in my diet need to change a little.
The entire song is incredibly moving for me right now, but I totally broke down at the “no more bacon, no more sausage” part.
And I’ll be darned if, days later, that song isn’t still playing in my mind.
WTF? Does this mean there’s no hotcakes in heaven? I been lied to, straight up.
he actually died in december 2004 a few months after this was made.