As we discussed here earlier in the month, a study was recently released that showed so-called “purity pledges” made by young women often had the unintended consequence of leading to unprotected anal sex. Well, sex columnist Dan Savage, perhaps best known for taking a former Senator’s name – Santorum – and using it as a noun to denote the “frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex,” has taken an interest in this new phenomenon. In fact, he’s coined a new term to denote the practice. The word, chosen in honor of Pastor Rick Warren’s Saddleback Church, is “saddlebacking,” and here’s the official definition:
saddlebacking: the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities
Surely, I think, this will change Warren’s mind about gay people being “immature.”
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Just remember that Savage also coined “Santorum” and, in his own inimitable subversive way, helped to bring that crackpot back down to earth. Here here!!!
It was like a year ago now when my parents caught me and my boyfriend in my bedroom. I was horrified! I remember pulling my comforter around me running out of the bedroom and showing them the sheets and being like, “Mommy, Daddy, look! Look! It’s not blood, it’s just santorum!”
After they smelled the sheets, my Daddy gave me a big hug and said, “Honey, I’ve never been prouder of you in my life.”
I’ve never felt closer to him.
If anal sex isn’t really sex that means that all those gay guys are virgins? I never thought about it that way. I used to think gay dudes were cool but now realizing they’re all just a bunch of virgins… that just makes me sick.
How long until Hustler rolls out a saddlebacking series?
Kara Crabb!
Just a reminder, there’s no better contraception than anal sex! See Moche pottery for example