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clementine says it’s a cow in a hammock
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So it is. And a very good one, too.
this is how I broke the hammock in my office, actually.
funny how similar a wavelength that youngin of yours and I are on.
I see a bull, a top a pretty lady, a top a mangled duck.
I also see a Dorah the Explorah Doodle ProTM, exactly like the one my daughter owns, which I, admittingly, find a bit assuaging.
Yup, Dora is one of the few trademarked characters we’ve allowed through checkpoint Maynard. It was slow at first – band-aids and underwear – but it’s picked up a bit as of late. One day soon, however, I predict there will be a midnight purge.
I see a mermaid, and she’s pooping.
It’s a scene from Yellow Submarine!
I’m not sure what I’m seeing there, but whatever it is my PPG is off the charts!
PPG? Parts per gallon?
Could be worse. Could be a banana in a hammock.
It has a well-proportioned, sexy human butt and the head of a bull. I think that would make it more a Minotaur than a cow. Only this on has the butt on the front. And no arms. Not particularly terrifying. Maybe it’s accurate, though.
I don’t know about you, but, if Clementine is right, my respect for Theseus is shot.
And Robert, of course, was referring to the reading on his “bonerometer.”
And I like how the sexy-backward-butted minotaur props up her head using a giant friend chicken leg. I guess that’s what they did before pillows.
That’s “penile plethysmograph” (PPG), NOT “bonerometer”
Good heavens, so childish.