“beezy’s, where terrorists gather for soup”

The greatest terrorist of all time, Bill “Kill Your parents” Ayers, and his old lady, Bernadine Dohrn, surfaced in Ypsilanti this afternoon and our friend Bee had the distinction of serving them soup. Following is her report from the field.

I did get a cell phone pic AND some burgeoning young socialists took a photo which will be launched on facebook soon I imagine. I got hugs and kisses and compliments on the soup. They took beezy’s buttons and pinned them on and I hope to become the newest neo-terrorist bastion of SE Michigan.

they ate vegetarian, and bernadine was holding a ‘venti’ starbucks cup the whole time she was there. ouch, stick it to the man until its time to get coffee.

but since I’m Canadian and have no politics (ahem, we won’t talk about my being quebecois and the whole secession thing, mmmkay?) beside feeding folks the ultimate socialist food: soup; I’d say they were a nice bunch of interested people and I was thrilled to see a little walking piece of history.”

I love the image of Bernadine Dohrn, formerly of the Weather Underground, sipping a Starbucks coffee. It would make a wonderful painting, wouldn’t it?

In related news that might interest Dohrn, who at one time advocated a communist revolution in America, Starbucks has indicated that they would be laying off another 1,000 workers in order to increase shareholder value.

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  1. Chelsea
    Posted January 27, 2009 at 6:36 am | Permalink

    So how did Bee know who they were?

  2. Mark H.
    Posted January 27, 2009 at 7:23 am | Permalink

    so, Dohrn was holding a Starbucks cup while in Beezy’s? Isn’t it rather rude to bring a corporate competitor’s product into the premises of an independent local business? Please explain Bee!

  3. mark
    Posted January 27, 2009 at 7:42 am | Permalink

    And, Bee, is it true that when you asked Ayers how his soup was, he said, “It’s the bomb”?

  4. ol' e cross
    Posted January 27, 2009 at 11:47 am | Permalink

    I wondered who that cute older couple I saw wandering around downtown wearing matching “Good Morning America” fleeces and sipping Starbucks was…

  5. Posted January 27, 2009 at 2:38 pm | Permalink

    well I recognized them because everyone else did first. also, there’s this ‘google image’ device on the interwebs and that helped id him.

    As for the sbux cup. Man, I don’t know. People do that shit all the time. And since you know, I’m less a coffeehouse and more a cafe, I think folks are more prone to bring other cups in. Usually it TimmutherfuckingHortons, but what can ya do? As for Bernadine with it, I mean, I expected her to at least have a travel mug.

    yeah, the soup was the bomb. snort out loud shit, mark. thanks.

    you know also that Mayor Schreiber was there at the same time? It was his first beezy’s visit as well. Coincidence? hmmmmm.

  6. Posted January 27, 2009 at 3:01 pm | Permalink

    I appreciate that Beezy’s only serves terrorists made in America. It’s those imports that are killing the industry. However, FBI profilers have said that if Mohamad Atta had had the opportunity to try it, the Chicksilanti Salad Sandwich would have been one of his favorites.

  7. Posted January 28, 2009 at 12:27 pm | Permalink

    There’s your next coupon promotion idea, Mark:

    “Blow something up, get 15% off your next soup or salad at Beezy’s!”

  8. Posted January 28, 2009 at 10:56 pm | Permalink

    My first visit too – and I had the Chicksilanti Salad Sandwich – and I rode the Aata to get there. Too many coincidences.

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