Was anyone else shocked that Obama, when he took the stage last night, did not quote the Koran, or launch into a terrifying screed about “whitey”? Was anyone surprised that, at no point during his acceptance speech, did William Ayers and members of the Black Panther Party come out on stage with sacks of bombs and begin lobbing them into the audience, killing thousands? I don’t know about you, but I feel like I was totally suckered into voting for a law abiding Christian that loves his country.
For chrissakes, he didn’t even denounce Capitalism. I don’t know what I was hoping for, but I thought that maybe there would be a tiny hint of the evil we were told to expect. Maybe, I thought, at the very least, he’d urge the pregnant women in the audience to have late term abortions. But he didn’t even give us that much.
Maybe he’s just waiting until he gets into the White House, though, before he let’s us have it. Maybe that’s the plan. Maybe, just as he’s being sworn in, squads of Obama supporters will be deployed around the United States to begin carving B’s into the faces of us “real” Americans.
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Yeah! I expected to at least see Terminator X or Flava flav on stage!
You know. . .If she had just carved an “O,” it couldn’t have come out backwards! Dumb, dumb, dumb.
Brackache and I are still barricaded in our homes waiting for Granholm’s shock-troops to come try to take our guns away. That’s what we were promised would happen by the Michigan GOP back in 2002. I wonder what’s taking them so long.
Timing is everything, Robert. She’s waiting for us to drop our guards.
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I’m laughing at a typo.
I wonder how big of a black power afro he can grow out by election day? It would be sweet if it was giant.
LOL, Brackache, I see it. I may have made more than a typo there. It looks like a full-fledged Freudian slip. I wonder what was going through my mind there. Probably sex. That’s usually what I’m thinking about.