I’d really rather get paid before we go. Depending on how far back we’re talking, can you imagine how much we can buy with our 2008 dollars? Holy shit! I may never want to come back. Oh wait; maybe that’s why he set that requirement. He doesn’t want to keep losing people to the great shopping bargains they’re sure to notice. I guess this guy HAS thought this out. I wonder if he purchased the classified ad way ahead of time (the purpose of his first trip) and got a really good deal. That crafty old dog.
Yeah, I don’t think so. I get paid for using my weapons per diem, on top of the normal time travel rate. This guy’s trying to take advantage of time travel noobs while they’re still blinded by the glitter and glamour of it all. Jerk offs like him are a dime a dozen in this business.
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I’d really rather get paid before we go. Depending on how far back we’re talking, can you imagine how much we can buy with our 2008 dollars? Holy shit! I may never want to come back. Oh wait; maybe that’s why he set that requirement. He doesn’t want to keep losing people to the great shopping bargains they’re sure to notice. I guess this guy HAS thought this out. I wonder if he purchased the classified ad way ahead of time (the purpose of his first trip) and got a really good deal. That crafty old dog.
I wanted to link to outtheotherear.wordpress.com, where I found the link to the cockblock footage, but the system wouldn’t let me.
If you follow that link, you have to watch it all the way to the end, paying attention to the young woman to the little Russert’s right.
It’s great stuff.
Speaking of time machines.
Brian Williams must know Russert’s girlfriend or something. That’s hillarious.
Yeah, I don’t think so. I get paid for using my weapons per diem, on top of the normal time travel rate. This guy’s trying to take advantage of time travel noobs while they’re still blinded by the glitter and glamour of it all. Jerk offs like him are a dime a dozen in this business.
You may also enjoy criggo.wordpress.com, which makes me laugh out loud pretty much every day.