Before I start blogging tonight, I need to request some technical help with an important project. Hopefully there’s someone in the audience who can help me. You see, I had what I think is a brilliant business idea today, and I need someone with decent programming skills to help me pull it off. I’ve tried to think of a delicate way to say it, but, as there doesn’t seem to be one, I’m just going to blurt it out… I want to extract the image of Rick Astlee from this video, and then shrink it down really tiny, and then move it over to a particular goatse image, so that it looks as though the red-haired British pop sensation is singing down inside someone’s bowels. I’ve yet to figure out what exactly the business plan is, but I’m certain that it will make massive amounts of money.
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If possible, I may even want to try a bit of an echo effect on his voice.
And, maybe, at the end, a LOL CAT can leap out.
What the hell is wrong with you?
This is a great plan. I will invest the money I save from the Haab’s chicken basket into this project. Perhaps Barack Obama would be willing to make this part of his platform. I think it could unify the people.
Would it be possible to put the reflection of the Star Wars Kid in Rick Astlee’s eyes in a closeup? That would be sweet.
“Inside we both know what’s been going on” (from Never Gonna Give You Up) – Rick Astlee
Sounds like a Weezer video to me.
Also notice Mark makes an appearance at 1:23
You’ll need to come up with an easy to pronounce name for being directed to the image. GoatRickseRolled is the best I could come up with.