kwame, mccain, and having a drink with the guy that sent “the hustler box”

I’m here, at the Brewery. MM.com reader Mr. X is in from Los Angeles, and he asked me out for a beer. When not drinking beer, Mr. X works for Hustler. And, yes, Mr. X is the guy who sent the infamous (and still unopened) box. Right now, we’re sitting at a table full of people making “Obama” buttons. I’m not helping, but everyone else seems to be really productive… I’m pretending to pay attention while reading the news about Kwame on my laptop. I caught part of his press conference before Mr. X got here. Kwame, who probably weighs about 325 pounds, said that he’d been fasting as he considered whether or not to step down. He said lots of other hilarious bullshit, but I can’t remember it at the moment… Now, McCain is getting ready to speak. His teeth, I just noticed, are flesh colored.