Miley Ray Cyrus, the child laborer behind the industry known as Hannah Montana, will be turning 16 shortly, and, guess what? That means there’s another opportunity for folks to cash in. This Saturday, tickets go on sale for “Miley’s Sweet 16,” an exclusive party being thrown at Disneyland. It’s so exclusive, in fact, that only 5,000 tickets will be sold. At $250 a pop, that means the Cyrus will net $1.25 million. Not bad for walking out on a stage, saying how much it means to her that so many “friends” came out to share her birthday, and then lip syncing to a couple of god awful pop songs…. Oh, and Sunday, October 5, the day of the party, is well over a month away from her actual birthday, but I don’t suppose that really matters.
OK, I know I shouldn’t be so harsh. If it’s anywhere near as much fun as the “Miley’s First Period Bash,” it’ll be well worth the money.
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And what post about Miley Ray Cyrus being whored out by her family and management would be complete without a link to this?
All this fuss that Vanity Fair made her look like a tart, but her is Disney giving her the “Cosmo” magazine look. Sex cells, even if it is for a 15 year old, and Disney knows it.
I wonder how many tickets will go to single men just wanting to be around the young girls. It’s creepy.
October 5th is actually my birthday. Maybe I’ll have a Hannah Montana themed birthday party. Considering I’m a 38 year old man that won’t come off as creepy, will it?
Well, Mark, that’s a big one as far as binary birthdays go. She’s turning 10000. That’s an important moment in a young woman’s life…joining the five-bit age demographic. I can just imagine all those four-bit kids hounding their six-bit parents to buy them tickets to the event.
I always thought she was a “two bit” talent.
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I wonder how many tickets will go to single men just wanting to be around the young girls. It’s creepy.
Well, you be sure to let us know, you sick bastard. Besides, she mine. MINE!!!!!
I’m achy.
I almost forgot this…
http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/04/BILLY%20N%20MILEY.jpg
Mike, I can’t believe I set you up so perfectly for that punchline and didn’t take it myself. Sometimes I just hate my slow brain.