miley’s sweet 1.25

Miley Ray Cyrus, the child laborer behind the industry known as Hannah Montana, will be turning 16 shortly, and, guess what? That means there’s another opportunity for folks to cash in. This Saturday, tickets go on sale for “Miley’s Sweet 16,” an exclusive party being thrown at Disneyland. It’s so exclusive, in fact, that only 5,000 tickets will be sold. At $250 a pop, that means the Cyrus will net $1.25 million. Not bad for walking out on a stage, saying how much it means to her that so many “friends” came out to share her birthday, and then lip syncing to a couple of god awful pop songs…. Oh, and Sunday, October 5, the day of the party, is well over a month away from her actual birthday, but I don’t suppose that really matters.

OK, I know I shouldn’t be so harsh. If it’s anywhere near as much fun as the “Miley’s First Period Bash,” it’ll be well worth the money.

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  1. mark
    Posted August 28, 2008 at 10:49 pm | Permalink

    And what post about Miley Ray Cyrus being whored out by her family and management would be complete without a link to this?

  2. Bob
    Posted August 28, 2008 at 11:52 pm | Permalink

    All this fuss that Vanity Fair made her look like a tart, but her is Disney giving her the “Cosmo” magazine look. Sex cells, even if it is for a 15 year old, and Disney knows it.

  3. mark
    Posted August 29, 2008 at 12:40 am | Permalink

    I wonder how many tickets will go to single men just wanting to be around the young girls. It’s creepy.

  4. Terry
    Posted August 29, 2008 at 12:41 am | Permalink

    October 5th is actually my birthday. Maybe I’ll have a Hannah Montana themed birthday party. Considering I’m a 38 year old man that won’t come off as creepy, will it?

  5. Binary Bob
    Posted August 29, 2008 at 9:38 am | Permalink

    Well, Mark, that’s a big one as far as binary birthdays go. She’s turning 10000. That’s an important moment in a young woman’s life…joining the five-bit age demographic. I can just imagine all those four-bit kids hounding their six-bit parents to buy them tickets to the event.

  6. Mike
    Posted August 29, 2008 at 9:50 am | Permalink

    I always thought she was a “two bit” talent.

  7. Billy Ray Montana
    Posted August 29, 2008 at 9:54 am | Permalink

    Comment from: mark [Member]
    I wonder how many tickets will go to single men just wanting to be around the young girls. It’s creepy.

    Well, you be sure to let us know, you sick bastard. Besides, she mine. MINE!!!!!

    I’m achy.

  8. Billy Ray Montana
    Posted August 29, 2008 at 10:04 am | Permalink

    I almost forgot this…

  9. Robert
    Posted August 30, 2008 at 4:55 pm | Permalink

    Mike, I can’t believe I set you up so perfectly for that punchline and didn’t take it myself. Sometimes I just hate my slow brain.

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