totally quotable clementine

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  1. Brackache
    Posted July 7, 2008 at 9:47 pm | Permalink

    Let the betting begin!

  2. Sonic Reducer
    Posted July 7, 2008 at 10:09 pm | Permalink

    Picking an arbitrary day a few months from now, marking it on the calendar for Clementine to see, and having her cross out the days leading up to it every night at bedtime, could lead to some juicy, deep fried blogs. Not just now, but for many theraputic, regretful years.

  3. Deadhand Dan
    Posted July 7, 2008 at 11:24 pm | Permalink

    I figured it out using the most up-to-date health data I could find: 12,775.

  4. Ol' E Cross
    Posted July 7, 2008 at 11:57 pm | Permalink

    Having learned all my parenting skills from Sanford and Son, whenever my daughter asks when I’m gonna die, I let her know that all depends on how naughty she is.

    If she doesn’t, say, eat her peas, I clutch my chest, and howl “It’s the big one, you’re killing daddy, you’re gonna kill daddy!”

  5. Paw
    Posted July 8, 2008 at 8:37 am | Permalink

    By “days,” of course, she means in a Biblical sense – as in, the earth was created in 6.

  6. Posted July 8, 2008 at 8:54 am | Permalink

    Ah, but Mark will never die. He will live forever in the blogosphere, so future generations will have the benefit of his wit and wisdom . . . .

  7. Stan Mann
    Posted July 8, 2008 at 9:39 am | Permalink

    Mark is the Redd Foxx of blogging. Can’t believe I never noticed it before.

  8. the God who speaks to American motorists via black billboards
    Posted July 8, 2008 at 10:35 am | Permalink

    I predict mark will live for 6 periods of an undefined length of time, then return to whoop some ass.

    Please be advised that that last comma may or may not signify at least 2,000 years.

    In other words, mind your own business. Ask me again and I’ll just say “really soon.”

  9. the God of Black Billboards just made curious to see how long of a name you can actually insert here
    Posted July 8, 2008 at 11:15 am | Permalink

    100 characters. Seems kind of restrictive.

  10. the God who speaks to American motorists via black billboards
    Posted July 8, 2008 at 12:34 pm | Permalink

    I know it seems that way, but over 100 characters is not beneficial. It’s protecting you from yourself.

  11. UBU
    Posted July 8, 2008 at 1:55 pm | Permalink

    12/21/2012

  12. Marion
    Posted July 8, 2008 at 2:40 pm | Permalink

    Kid’s are so impatient.

    Cute. But impatient.

  13. Robert
    Posted July 8, 2008 at 3:44 pm | Permalink

    Kids have a sixth sense about those things. I think she knows something you don’t, and was just asking to see if you could guess it right.

  14. egpenet
    Posted July 8, 2008 at 4:41 pm | Permalink

    Still thinking …

  15. mark
    Posted July 8, 2008 at 9:56 pm | Permalink

    It actually led to a really nice discussion about life, and how much I wanted to live to an age where I felt as though she’d do well without me. I may be wrong, but I think she really gets that it’s my job to make sure she grows up to be a decent person and a contributing member of society.

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