Not only is Drew Barrymore in Ypsi, but, according to my sources inside “US” magazine, she’s newly single.
One hopes that this doesn’t complicate life in in our naive little town tremendously.
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do you have what it takes to be the next larry fortensky?
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Larry Fortensky, for those of you who don’t get the reference, is the “regular Joe” who married Elizabeth Taylor after meeting her in rehab… To my knowledge, it is the last time an immortal from Mt. Hollywood came down took a human mate.
I envision cat fights on Michigan Avenue as good men are seduced and families are torn apart.
I imagine a bachelor Ypsilanti competiton.
Nice rack
I am seduction-proof!
Just try something, Ms. Barrymore. I dare you.
And like Fortensky, I am an alcoholic.
Yes, I’d like to be Drew’s larry Fortensky, I know I’d be better than that lunatic Tom Green, but Mrs. Costello would not be pleased…
Do any of our young married men have what it takes to hear the Sirens’ call and not pursue it? Doubtful.
It does happen. Brook Shields is married to a sitcom writer. They made a series out of it called I’m With Her.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I'm_with_Her
I think I’ve got a pretty good shot. A lot people tell me I have an uncanny resemblance to the object of Barrymore’s first crush.
If she wants to get with me, she better do it quick. I have a feeling that once I see what she’s done with Confederacy of Dunces that I might not be that into her.
http://www.themovieinsider.com/m822/confederacy-of-dunces/
Do you have to have a mohawk or a bald head?
How soon we forget Southgate’s own, Julie Champnella and her brush with said immortals.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0150750/
I think Denise Bixler, former wife of Steve Guttenberg, is from Plymouth, isn’t she?
Is this Steve Guttenberg you speak of a celebrity, Robert?
And, yeah, I’d forgotten about that woman who married Tom Arnold. Good catch, Vera.
…For those of you keeping track, that was my strangest comment ever… When I suggest that Steve Guttenberg isn’t a celebrity, but that Tom Arnold is, someone needs to revoke my blogging privileges.
She’ll makeout with a few of you before she leaves town, don’t worry. Then she’ll get back together with Justin Long when she’s done filming.
Will she be using Match.com, Christina? Does she find male chest flab sexy? Does she have any rules about biting? How about poetry? Does she like poetry? Does she love animals? Just tell me what kind of animal she likes the best and I’ll send her one. I live below one of our county’s best taxidermy shops and I can send her a whole box of pelts. All she has to do is give the word.
It was her drinking:
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/drew_barrymores_out_of_control_boozy_breakup/celebrity/65155