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what i’m going to do for the next shadow art fair
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I’m going to copyright “hold a trembling artist.”
And Linette already told me that I spelled counseling wrong.
Would people crawl into the cut-out hole or watch through it? Cause I’m not paying good money just to stand at a crotch-level hole for 2 minutes.
Um…how much?
It would have a door on the side, and that widow at the front isn’t supposed to be at crotch-level. It’s supposed to be at eye-level… When “in session” the “artist” would just close the curtain… As for price, I hadn’t considered it. I’d like to keep it affordable if possible. How about $5 for 15 minutes?
Could you get more for counseling? What’s the going rate for a counseling booth these days? I know it used to be 5 cents (winter rates 7 cents).
Oh, okay, mark. I get it now. The window is so you can see which artist is in there before you fork over the dough and open the door. That makes sense.
I was thinking before that I’d have to stand there trying to figure out what to do with my hands and look at so I didn’t appear awkward. I was going to suggest supplying a skimask, sunglasses, and a gameboy for your clients’ comfort during the massage, just as good business advice. But nevermind.
Is anyone else aroused? No, me neither…
mark, what is it again that you propose to take turn doing with three other unattractive men in the privacy of a cardboard box?
If you want to keep sex out of it, you could put your ball trimmer to a good charitable use and “Shave the Freighthoushe.”
How about a “Smell My Finger” booth? Or, better yet, a “Give a Food Service Worker a Hand Job” booth?
As soon as I saw this post, I felt this sort of deja vu sensation. I knew that I had seen psychotic writings like this before, and then moments later it hit me. (see link above)
Anytime anyone comes across something like this where it is clear that a disturbed mind is plotting to do something sick to some poor, unsuspecting victims, it’s important that we don’t just dismiss it as fantasy. This Mark character might actually try to carry out some of the troubling ideas he describes here on this site.
God knows if his name was Mohammad or Nazir, he’d already have been found guilty of something and sentenced by now…and we would all be that much safer.
If Sirhan had only had a blog… The world would be a much better place today.