what i’m going to do for the next shadow art fair

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  1. mark
    Posted June 23, 2008 at 10:57 pm | Permalink

    I’m going to copyright “hold a trembling artist.”

  2. mark
    Posted June 23, 2008 at 10:58 pm | Permalink

    And Linette already told me that I spelled counseling wrong.

  3. Brackache
    Posted June 23, 2008 at 11:28 pm | Permalink

    Would people crawl into the cut-out hole or watch through it? Cause I’m not paying good money just to stand at a crotch-level hole for 2 minutes.

  4. Ol' E Cross
    Posted June 24, 2008 at 12:17 am | Permalink

    Um…how much?

  5. mark
    Posted June 24, 2008 at 6:49 am | Permalink

    It would have a door on the side, and that widow at the front isn’t supposed to be at crotch-level. It’s supposed to be at eye-level… When “in session” the “artist” would just close the curtain… As for price, I hadn’t considered it. I’d like to keep it affordable if possible. How about $5 for 15 minutes?

  6. Anonymatt
    Posted June 24, 2008 at 8:27 am | Permalink

    Could you get more for counseling? What’s the going rate for a counseling booth these days? I know it used to be 5 cents (winter rates 7 cents).

  7. Brackache
    Posted June 24, 2008 at 11:49 am | Permalink

    Oh, okay, mark. I get it now. The window is so you can see which artist is in there before you fork over the dough and open the door. That makes sense.

    I was thinking before that I’d have to stand there trying to figure out what to do with my hands and look at so I didn’t appear awkward. I was going to suggest supplying a skimask, sunglasses, and a gameboy for your clients’ comfort during the massage, just as good business advice. But nevermind.

  8. K
    Posted June 24, 2008 at 3:14 pm | Permalink

    Is anyone else aroused? No, me neither…

  9. Posted June 24, 2008 at 11:28 pm | Permalink

    mark, what is it again that you propose to take turn doing with three other unattractive men in the privacy of a cardboard box?

  10. Vera
    Posted June 25, 2008 at 2:19 pm | Permalink

    If you want to keep sex out of it, you could put your ball trimmer to a good charitable use and “Shave the Freighthoushe.”

  11. Paw
    Posted June 27, 2008 at 10:01 am | Permalink

    How about a “Smell My Finger” booth? Or, better yet, a “Give a Food Service Worker a Hand Job” booth?

  12. Posted June 30, 2008 at 6:41 pm | Permalink

    As soon as I saw this post, I felt this sort of deja vu sensation. I knew that I had seen psychotic writings like this before, and then moments later it hit me. (see link above)

    Anytime anyone comes across something like this where it is clear that a disturbed mind is plotting to do something sick to some poor, unsuspecting victims, it’s important that we don’t just dismiss it as fantasy. This Mark character might actually try to carry out some of the troubling ideas he describes here on this site.

    God knows if his name was Mohammad or Nazir, he’d already have been found guilty of something and sentenced by now…and we would all be that much safer.

  13. mark
    Posted June 30, 2008 at 9:09 pm | Permalink

    If Sirhan had only had a blog… The world would be a much better place today.

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