five years ago

14 Comments

1. mark
   Posted June 19, 2008 at 9:01 pm | Permalink

   I should qualify that… This site used to be funny, assuming you find essays about enormous industrial drums full of horse semen funny.

2. mark
   Posted June 19, 2008 at 9:04 pm | Permalink

   I was reminded of this old post as I was sitting here, reading an article on how reality television can’t possibly get any worse.

3. Dirtgrain
   Posted June 19, 2008 at 10:07 pm | Permalink

   That was funny. I did a double-take, guffaw, spray laugh/chortle, just as I was taking a swig of some horse semen. It went up my nose. So what the crap were you going to do to her with the horse semen? Or is it like “Kubla Khan,” in that you were on some jogging-induced high as you dreamed up the prank, only to forget key parts of it when it came time to write it down.

4. Supergay Detroit
   Posted June 19, 2008 at 10:35 pm | Permalink

   Now see if it were me, I’d be thinking how awesome it is that I didn’t post about horse semen anymore! You’ve cum a long way, baby!

   Kristin is an enabler.

5. Ken
   Posted June 19, 2008 at 10:42 pm | Permalink

   Maybe it could be like horsey sauce on a debris sandwich.
   (Oh how I pine away for the days of the multi-layer debris sandwich!!)

6. K
   Posted June 20, 2008 at 8:11 am | Permalink

   I stand behind my second, even today.

7. CKL
   Posted June 20, 2008 at 8:14 am | Permalink

   Not to worry. I’d say you’re just as funny now.

8. UBU
   Posted June 20, 2008 at 8:28 am | Permalink

   T least you’re still funny LOOKING…

9. Steve Swan
   Posted June 20, 2008 at 9:26 am | Permalink

   I am SO glad I read this site. You are my muse.

10. Steve Swan
    Posted June 20, 2008 at 9:44 am | Permalink

    Having Fantasy Attic in Depot Town will bring the furries in droves!

11. Paw
    Posted June 20, 2008 at 10:26 am | Permalink

    See also:

    http://markmaynard.com/index.php/2006/12/17/if_all_the_people_of_the_world_could_jus

12. Ol' E Cross
    Posted June 20, 2008 at 2:57 pm | Permalink

    Wasn’t it about five years ago that you finally decided to use your semen for good?

13. David Carlin
    Posted June 23, 2008 at 12:46 pm | Permalink

    My father – George Carlin – read this and within moments died.

    I’d like to say that he was laughing.

14. Robert
    Posted June 30, 2008 at 7:03 pm | Permalink

    Exactly five years ago I was going through a deep depression…and I hadn’t even seen your blog yet.