the monkey power trio: “no one likes this band yet”

My friend Patty in Chicago just bought tickets for something online through Ticketmaster. In an attempt to sell her more tickets, the system asked her what other musical artists she enjoyed. She, of course, said the Monkey Power Trio… Attached is the response she got from Ticketmaster. Apparently not one single person has requested to hear our material through their system in the last 390 days. And, even worse, “nobody has said they like (us) yet.” Which makes it all the more perplexing that revered independent radio station KFJC will be playing our music for four hours straight tomorrow night (starting at 10:00 PM EST). Listen in if you dare… And then write a letter to our friends at WFMU telling them that they’ve been pwned.

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  1. Deadhand Dan
    Posted May 19, 2008 at 11:07 pm | Permalink

    Can we call our next album: “Total Fans: 0”

  2. michael a. from calif
    Posted May 19, 2008 at 11:29 pm | Permalink

    two things-

    they list “you gotta have hope” twice, so sorry to break the news but you have one less popular song than you thought. they do list “butt science” though, so that makes up for it somewhat.

    the last guy that played any MPT 390 days ago was named Mike A, and he played MPT 40+ times if I’m reading that thing correctly. I don’t think it was me, although I could have been in a drunken stupor 40+ times and done that.

  3. Robert
    Posted May 20, 2008 at 2:17 pm | Permalink

    Hang in there guys. Hold on to that dream of start-dom.

  4. UBU
    Posted May 20, 2008 at 2:24 pm | Permalink

    How about 0 Monkey Power Fans Can’t Be Right?

  5. mark
    Posted May 20, 2008 at 10:16 pm | Permalink

    The site’s apparently down. Either the whole thing’s a prank, or the site crashed due to the tens of thousands of people trying to listen.

  6. mark
    Posted May 20, 2008 at 10:28 pm | Permalink

    My new theory is that, all this time, we’ve been dealing with the ghost of a former DJ at the station….

  7. mark
    Posted May 20, 2008 at 10:29 pm | Permalink

    It’s like an episode of the Twilight Zone.

  8. mark
    Posted May 20, 2008 at 10:30 pm | Permalink

    Pwned for an indie radio ghost.

  9. mark
    Posted May 20, 2008 at 10:33 pm | Permalink

    I just hope the ghost of John Peel wasn’t involved.

  10. mark
    Posted May 20, 2008 at 10:45 pm | Permalink

    The site’s still not up.

    There are probably people committing suicide around the country.

  11. Jena
    Posted May 20, 2008 at 10:57 pm | Permalink

    I took a handful of pills from my grandmother’s medicine cabinet a few minutes ago, and I’m starting to feel really cold. I hope the Music Director at KFJC can live with himself.

  12. mark
    Posted May 20, 2008 at 11:14 pm | Permalink

    I hope you’re still with us, Jena… It’s on now.


  13. Ol' E Cross
    Posted May 21, 2008 at 12:08 pm | Permalink

    Clearly, the FCC stepped in and shut the broadcast down. I’m going to have to rethink my opposition to government censorship.

  14. Brackache
    Posted May 21, 2008 at 12:16 pm | Permalink

    I propose that the free market could have censored it more effectively.

  15. Max L
    Posted May 21, 2008 at 1:45 pm | Permalink

    apologies to any MPT fans that tuned in and got nothing for the first hour. KFJC had temporary netcast issues for a couple of hours last night, overlapping the first hour of the MPT thing. just one of those things and really bad timing. I suggested at one point the whole thing was just a big hoax, just trying to be funny, and unfortunately it started off looking like just that. apologies again.
    love, KFJC

  16. mark
    Posted May 21, 2008 at 11:10 pm | Permalink

    While 5 people are reported to have killed themselves during the hour of MPT radio silence, according to the news, 13 killed themselves once the broadcast was reestablished.

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