x marks the spot

I wonder if it was just a coincidence, or if the woman who marked my hand at the Brewery knew that, by placing the “x” where she did, she was turning my hand into a severed unicorn head.

I was going to post a lot more tonight, but I just read in the “New York Times” that my blog might be killing me. So I’m taking evasive action.

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  1. Ol' E Cross
    Posted April 7, 2008 at 11:46 pm | Permalink

    As I read the article, blogging doesn’t kill people, critical and financial success in blogging kills people. I worked the numbers and am happy to report you have another 83 years before you should experience any symptoms of physical decline.

  2. Posted April 8, 2008 at 12:14 am | Permalink

    that is awesomeness.

  3. mark
    Posted April 8, 2008 at 6:23 am | Permalink

    I like the part in the article when they say that some bloggers, on the very bottom rung of blogging, make as little as $10 a post. I need to write the author and tell him/her that there’s a rung way below that.

    And yes, Melissa, there is awesomeness.

  4. Paw
    Posted April 8, 2008 at 9:03 am | Permalink

    It’s a service of the Brewery to mark all the men that aren’t worth talking to. They do it for the ladies.

  5. Handi Tover
    Posted April 8, 2008 at 12:17 pm | Permalink

    So you’ll be selling that thing at the superstore, right?

    A severed hand severed unicorn head is sure to fetch a mint.

  6. Posted April 8, 2008 at 1:06 pm | Permalink

    I personally do not think their causes of death is related solely on blogging but it may have had a minor impact. Regardless, it is always sad to hear about people dieing. May they rest in peace.

  7. Thoreau
    Posted April 8, 2008 at 8:46 pm | Permalink


  8. Posted April 8, 2008 at 9:16 pm | Permalink

    Paw, that was brutal. Evidently they mark the hands of the women not worth talking to, too. Again, for the ladies.

    I wonder what the health effects are of commenting blogs. ?

  9. Grick Ttock
    Posted April 9, 2008 at 10:21 am | Permalink

    Someone in Dallas is desperately needed to run out into traffic and chalk a severed unicorn head around that “x” eye. Seriously.

  10. b
    Posted April 10, 2008 at 7:38 pm | Permalink

    You have beautiful hands!!!

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