I wonder if it was just a coincidence, or if the woman who marked my hand at the Brewery knew that, by placing the “x” where she did, she was turning my hand into a severed unicorn head.
I was going to post a lot more tonight, but I just read in the “New York Times” that my blog might be killing me. So I’m taking evasive action.
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As I read the article, blogging doesn’t kill people, critical and financial success in blogging kills people. I worked the numbers and am happy to report you have another 83 years before you should experience any symptoms of physical decline.
that is awesomeness.
I like the part in the article when they say that some bloggers, on the very bottom rung of blogging, make as little as $10 a post. I need to write the author and tell him/her that there’s a rung way below that.
And yes, Melissa, there is awesomeness.
It’s a service of the Brewery to mark all the men that aren’t worth talking to. They do it for the ladies.
So you’ll be selling that thing at the superstore, right?
A severed hand severed unicorn head is sure to fetch a mint.
I personally do not think their causes of death is related solely on blogging but it may have had a minor impact. Regardless, it is always sad to hear about people dieing. May they rest in peace.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/malafronte/716471577/
Paw, that was brutal. Evidently they mark the hands of the women not worth talking to, too. Again, for the ladies.
I wonder what the health effects are of commenting blogs. ?
Someone in Dallas is desperately needed to run out into traffic and chalk a severed unicorn head around that “x” eye. Seriously.
You have beautiful hands!!!