Every once in a while I like to pass along information that you can really use in your day-to-day life. The following bit of information comes from a high school-teaching friend in Minneapolis.
The Kids call nice butts “cakes” now – as in, “She got cakes!”.
Your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to use the words “cakes” in a sentence today.
Here’s my contribution: “How sad. That young woman only has one good cake.”
note: Tonight’s post was originally going to be about the new evidence supporting the theory that “Girls Gone Wild” serves a gateway to prostitution, but I just couldn’t find the right words…
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I love chocolate cake!
I mean, cakes!
“Looks like someone left their cakes out in the rain.”
I just looked in the mirror and I’m afraid I might have a case of funnel cakes.
That poor woman in Kansas whose cakes fused to the toilet seat.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/03/20/woman.bathroom.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
That’s what I said.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes,
My gal’s got ’em.
-Spinal Tap
Guess I better be careful who I tell that I’m taking a cake decorating class…
And don’t forget to come south and try some of our ho cake.
http://www.chowhound.com/topics/362091
Let them eat cakes.
Her spindly legs tapered from a less than well apportioned top to a near point at the ankle. A recipe for carrot cake.
You can’t have your cakes and eat them, too.
Au contraire, Jill, you most certainly can.
I’m surprised to find that no one made a cake batter reference. I was hoping for at least one. I also thought that there would be a reference to cakes rising, like, “Those cakes aint the only things risin’.” I’m still very pleased with your work, though.
I got a discount on tastykakes and also bought some pie.
The older I get, the more I’ll be trying to get my husband to eat prune cake. But, in a more literary vein…
“Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?”
William Shakespeare
Ha. I am relatively young and I have never ever heard that one before.