i just watched my first episode of hannah montana

And I’m trying like hell to wipe it out of my mind forever… Following is the prescription I’ve given myself.

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  1. Terry
    Posted February 27, 2008 at 12:32 am | Permalink

    I’ve never seen an episode of Hannah Montana and I’m very thankful for that. Anyway, this scene never gets old.

  2. EF
    Posted February 27, 2008 at 10:20 am | Permalink

    Whatever you do, now that you’re clean, don’t backslide into the Jonas Brothers.


  3. Posted February 27, 2008 at 10:20 am | Permalink

    Couple weeks ago, I took my daughters to the movie, in 3D no less, and for several minutes I was the best daddy in the entire world.

  4. Dick Cheney's Extending Taint
    Posted February 27, 2008 at 10:37 am | Permalink

    You can always move to Japan and find work acting in English language videos. That bald guy’s robber’s bandanna isn’t even close. You’d beat him out for sure.

  5. Old Time Hollywood
    Posted February 27, 2008 at 1:27 pm | Permalink

    Small world. Did you know that Angela Landsbury, Criswell, and Flavor Flav all had the same personal assistant at different times? Her name was Gretchen Forshay. She’s no longer with us, God rest her soul. Great assistant. Beautiful woman. (No connection to the Ramones that I know of.)

  6. Captain Pinecone
    Posted February 27, 2008 at 3:39 pm | Permalink

    Wow, that Japanese clip was pretty surreal. Some sort of aerobic/learn english show I guess.
    Looks like the women got some help, but what about the old guy at the end? I feel bad that he got robbed too.

  7. New York cabbie
    Posted February 27, 2008 at 3:45 pm | Permalink

    Gretchen Foreshay (notice correct spelling) played Riff Randle’s mother in Rock n Roll High School, so there most definitely is a Ramones connection.

  8. Posted February 27, 2008 at 4:39 pm | Permalink

    I usually just drink to make the bad people go away. Damn I’m glad I’m not spawning.

  9. Snowball
    Posted February 27, 2008 at 6:03 pm | Permalink

    If it takes all of that to counteract one half-hour episode of Hannah Montana, I can’t imagine what kind of intensive cleansing I’m in for after next week’s visit to the American Girl store in Chicago.

    Congratulations on your detox.

  10. nopointhere (or here, either)
    Posted February 27, 2008 at 7:16 pm | Permalink

    for some reason, one of those frozen-frames made me thing for a nanosecond that the TubeYou clip was going to be from _The Singing Detective_.

    sadly, just for a nanosecond.

  11. Ol' E Cross
    Posted February 28, 2008 at 12:02 am | Permalink


    For several minutes? How does the story end? I may be projecting a bit, but I like to picture you snapping at minute five… I thought my best moments as a dad were being stalwart in the first three months … but Hannah Montana, I need to begin more rigorous training.

    On the plus side, I was showing my wife the Japanese clip while my little girl was watching. She excitedly began mimicking the words and motions of the aerobic instructors, “Take anything you want … please spare me my life.” At least, now, I think she is finally ready for kindergarten.

  12. Posted February 28, 2008 at 10:19 am | Permalink

    OEC: I may have tapped my foot once or twice, you know, to maintain the spirit of things . . .

  13. Hillary
    Posted February 28, 2008 at 2:52 pm | Permalink





  14. mark
    Posted February 28, 2008 at 5:48 pm | Permalink

    That’s great stuff, Hillary. And it reminded me of something… I can’t believe that I forgot Turkish Star Wars!

  15. mark
    Posted February 28, 2008 at 5:50 pm | Permalink

    And then there’s this!

  16. Hillary
    Posted February 29, 2008 at 1:31 pm | Permalink

    Now you’ve gone too far.

  17. John on Forest
    Posted February 29, 2008 at 9:58 pm | Permalink

    Who is Hanna Montana?

    Oh, and I haven’t looked at ANY of those youtube videos yet, but for sure you all need to watch the Chad Vader series and also the Thanksgiving Turkey Bake parody of Apollo 13.

  18. Chris
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 12:33 am | Permalink

    ……And I’m still ejaculating all these months later.”

  19. LM
    Posted November 13, 2011 at 4:38 pm | Permalink

    I just watched my first episode of Hannah Montana too.

    And I have an unrelated question. Does anyone know how to get semen out of polyester?

  20. Posted November 13, 2011 at 7:42 pm | Permalink

    Blood gets out all stains.

  21. Jordan 26
    Posted November 14, 2011 at 2:46 am | Permalink

    I think it’s tears that gets out semen. Blood gets out grass stains.

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