Believe it or not, some people laughed behind our backs when Melissa and I said that we could build an empire out of a pile of bloody unicorn heads. Well, here it is barely one month since the launch of the Severed Unicorn Head Superstore, and I’m delighted to tell you that not only have we outperformed our already ambitious sales projections by several orders of magnitude, but numerous offers have been made to acquire the company and it’s intellectual property. And, as of today, we have set our price.
[There’s also a cool new Flickr page where you can upload photos of yourself with your severed unicorn head merchandise.]
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Not since Stretch Armstrong has there been a product line so perfectly suited to the two major markets of kids toys and sexual toys (based on the flickr photos). Brilliant! I think you’re underpricing yourself.
So all I have to do is buy one of these products, and I can have my picture on the internet?
Beware. These plush unicorn heads are made from used hotel bedspreads, and they are teaming with semen.
Here’s a large aerial photo of my current model train layout. (http://www.joesherlock.com/aerial-view-trains.html)