The deadline for applying to be a vendor at the upcoming Shadow Art Fair is this Monday, October 1. The application, if you’re interested can be found online. Or, if that’s not your thing, there’s also a poster design contest. The deadline for that is also October 1. Just do me a favor and don’t steal my “Now with Free Pet Euthanasia” line.
Oh, speaking of art, Linette tells me that that when she went to pick Clementine up from school today, Clementine wanted to show her a new painting that she was working on. Linette was looking at it for a few seconds when Clementine said, “It’s a beer.” Maybe I should encourage her to apply. Who wouldn’t want to buy a painting of beer by a three year old?
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I bid $5.00 for the picture of a beer.
I have a gallery that deals exclusively in artistic representations of people shooting up heroin drawn by toddlers. We do not, as a rule, handle beer-centric work, and we don’t typically represent 3 year olds. We would, however, be willing to consider this young woman of yours. Please send images to us at once.
OK, six bucks!
I collect turn of the century journal entries by the elderly concerning their dietary sensitivities and the consistency of bowel movements resulting from such. Would it be possible to request a post on that topic?
OK! OK! Seven!