i wonder how they certify them

By Mark | September 22, 2007

My guess is that they throw holy water on them and watch to see if it tears into their flesh like acid.

And how cool is it that someone has the job of “certifying” Christians? That’s got to be the best profession ever.

And I love how the “certified” seal looks like the USDA stamp that gets applied to cuts of beef.

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kurta

Posted September 23, 2007 at 11:25 am | Permalink

I hate to disappoint you but the only certification is that you click on your denomination.
edweird

Posted September 23, 2007 at 5:57 pm | Permalink

So what if I’m not a christian? What’s the price an athiest like me has to pay inorder to sleep with a certified christian?
Anonymatt

Posted September 23, 2007 at 9:32 pm | Permalink

It could be the Mark of the Beast. It would probably be disguised and not outwardly satanic.
Jack

Posted September 24, 2007 at 12:31 am | Permalink

Wait is the girl certified or the dog?
Steph

Posted September 24, 2007 at 2:28 pm | Permalink

We bought “Certified Angus” for a few years, but finally figured out that it was just a marketing scam. It all tastes the same. As my dad says, it’s all pink on the inside.