watching me mumble while finding hot filipinas

I told a friend about the Ypsilanti task force I’m serving on, and directed him to Steve Pierce’s site to check out the video of our first meeting. Here’s the short, cryptic note I got back.

Thank you for sending the link. I haven’t watched the video yet, but I was able to shop for and purchase that 16 year old Filipino girl I always wanted.

It took me a while to figure out what in the hell he meant, but, after heading over to Steve’s site and reloading a few times, I think I’ve got a pretty good idea. He must have gotten the ad below. I know Steve will probably think that I’m just out to give him a hard time, perhaps as payback for outing me as a mumbling fool on his site, but I’m really just fascinated by these ad serving systems and how they work. As you’ll recall, I’ve spent quite a bit of time talking about this same thing with regard to my friend Jeff’s site not too long ago. On his site, the ads (delivered by Google) all seem to be about fat people. There are ads for fat loss camps, ads for finding fat people to have intercourse with, and any number of other things. It’s kind of understandable, though, as his site is subtitled something like “The State of My Fat Ass.” I don’t get the connection between Ypsilanti news and wanting to score with lonely Filipina women from the Cebuanas province though. Maybe it’s just a default. Maybe there’s an assumption that people reading blogs are primarily men who can’t get laid by women who understand the language that they’re speaking in. I suppose that’s what it is. However, I guess there’s a possibility that their sophisticated algorithm actually looked at Steve’s readership and somehow determined that they’d be more likely to go for women from this one particular province of the Philippines than say women of a specific eastern European community or something. I’m really fascinated by this stuff. Hopefully the term “Ypsi” doesn’t just trigger all the ads tagged with “desperate.”

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  1. Ol' E Cross
    Posted July 9, 2007 at 8:38 pm | Permalink

    The algorithm is really quite simple. Google’s social pscho analysts realize that demographic that follows angry, anti-tax partisan politics is largely made up of lonely white men, the same group whose desperation for love is only matched by their insecurity by believing that anyone who understands what they’re saying will be repulsed by them.

    As for your friend’s site, the analysts also understand that the only people who care what fat people think are other fat people.

    (Which is why Gore needed hot halter-topped rock god and goddesses to sell the global warming thing.)

  2. mark
    Posted July 10, 2007 at 10:10 pm | Permalink

    You better hope that no one ever finds out who you are, Ol’ EC. They’ll come after you the same way they came after Dr. Teddy Glass.

  3. mark
    Posted July 10, 2007 at 10:12 pm | Permalink

    If I were single, I’d start a campaign to export the men of Ypsilanti to wealthy European women. The web ads would be great.

  4. chris
    Posted July 15, 2007 at 10:30 pm | Permalink

    Oh Mark, you do know…don’t you? That the Philippines was (and for that matter still is) an American colony. As a result a large percentage of the Filipino population speaks English, in part because their education system is based on American models. Of course, when my man requests a blow job I just blink and pretend I don’t know wtf he’s talking about, and I was born here!

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